iPhone and I Agree on Something

Airstrip One

Airstrip One

Completely Effed
FUUUUUCK Fake Time!! Fuck it! Switching back and forth between Real Time and Fake Time (what you proles call Gaylight Savings Time and Standard Time) are my two least favorite days of the year. Yesterday morning I managed to show up some place exactly one hour late. I have also nearly been AWOL twice because of this infernal homosexuality, but was luckily called late at night by my mom both times who casually asked me if I had reset my clock. If you disagree with my hatred of this, you can kill yourself. You should also avoid Arizona, who leads the nation on Gaylight Savings Time by being the only state to refuse to play dress-up with their clocks and doesn't switch back and forth between Real and Fake Time.

Anyway, iPhone hasn't been adequately servicing its customers by completely botching the make-believe rules of the game.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20043049-1.html
 
DST sucks ass. Everyone's Outlook calendar at work is FUBAR because Exchange doesn't do well with DST and my backup jobs are failing because of a bug in Symantec's Backup Exec software (that they've never bothered patching). Same bullshit every year.
 
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My State Senator is putting forward a bill to make DST permanent here, no more changes. There is another competing bill to make Standard Time permanent, but I'd rather DST here...

Fricking clock changes my my life more unpleasant.
 
My State Senator is putting forward a bill to make DST permanent here, no more changes. There is another competing bill to make Standard Time permanent, but I'd rather DST here...

Fricking clock changes my my life more unpleasant.
 
Well, I would say the opposing bill is the more accurate one, but I don't live in CO, so as long as the time remains constant, guess what works best for you is what I'm cool with...

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Threedee said:
FUUUUUCK Fake Time!! Fuck it! Switching back and forth between Real Time and Fake Time (what you proles call Gaylight Savings Time and Standard Time) are my two least favorite days of the year. Yesterday morning I managed to show up some place exactly one hour late. I have also nearly been AWOL twice because of this infernal homosexuality, but was luckily called late at night by my mom both times who casually asked me if I had reset my clock. If you disagree with my hatred of this, you can kill yourself. You should also avoid Arizona, who leads the nation on Gaylight Savings Time by being the only state to refuse to play dress-up with their clocks and doesn't switch back and forth between Real and Fake Time.

Anyway, iPhone hasn't been adequately servicing its customers by completely botching the make-believe rules of the game.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20043049-1.html
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Blame Obama.. its his fault! And if you don't like the way America is why not just leave? There are much better places 'out there'.
 
It's all about perspective, but I prefer daylight savings time. All mechanically produced time is a perversion of nature anyway..


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Jarod said:
It's all about perspective, but I prefer daylight savings time. All mechanically produced time is a perversion of nature anyway..


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Is your iPhone's time setting fixed yet, or is Tapatalk still in a different time zone? :cof1:
 
Lowaicue said:
Blame Obama.. its his fault! And if you don't like the way America is why not just leave? There are much better places 'out there'.
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4/10. The Obama joke has promise, but since I typically don't run around this board attacking the president, the sarcasm doesn't really make sense. In fact, I've had to spend a great deal of time defending Obama in all of the stupid birther threads.

And no, there aren't any better places 'out there.' I believe this is why leftists are determined to stay here and fuck things up, and why conservatives and liberals/libertarians don't try and go create a new American Republic elsewhere...
 
HAHA, no screw-ups this time! I didn't need to be anywhere special, and I was using my new Windows Phone instead of my alarm clock, anyway. But I did totally forget that Fake Time was scheduled for this last weekend until my mom reminded me Saturday night after I dropped her off from a Knights of Columbus early St. Patty's Day dinner.

Also, Fuck Grind. I say abolish DST instead of going forward one hour and staying there. Gay, stupid idea, and you have no life, anyway, so what good does an extra hour of sunlight do you? In Seattle, it would simply mean the sun sets at 9:00 instead of 10:00 from June to September. Not fucking worth it.
 
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