My God... Does he EVER stop talking?

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Dixie - In Memoriam

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I've been listening to the president's press conference... Seems like it started at about 8 AM, it's now after lunch... HE'S STILL TALKING! At this point, I am wondering if he is going to release the reporters to go eat, and resume his press conference afterward? And all of what he is saying is like watching a Liberal talk to himself in the mirror!

Whew... he just started taking questions! My first one would be, CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?
 
Dixie said:
I've been listening to the president's press conference... Seems like it started at about 8 AM, it's now after lunch... HE'S STILL TALKING! At this point, I am wondering if he is going to release the reporters to go eat, and resume his press conference afterward? And all of what he is saying is like watching a Liberal talk to himself in the mirror!

Whew... he just started taking questions! My first one would be, CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?
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Bitch, bitch, bitch, sweetie, you gotta relax!
 
Rana said:
Bitch, bitch, bitch, sweetie, you gotta relax!
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Oh, I am relaxed, sitting here having a cup of coffee, waiting to see if the waves in California have gotten any higher because of the "tsunami" or if Japan is going to experience the China Syndrome... wondering if they call it the America Syndrome over there?

But it's nice you are so concerned about me, sweety! :loveu:
 
Dixie said:
Oh, I am relaxed, sitting here having a cup of coffee, waiting to see if the waves in California have gotten any higher because of the "tsunami" or if Japan is going to experience the China Syndrome... wondering if they call it the America Syndrome over there?

But it's nice you are so concerned about me, sweety! :loveu:
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I just can't imagine what you are going to be like in ten mores years when the real old man grumpies set in, scary! :loveu:
 
Rana said:
I just can't imagine what you are going to be like in ten mores years when the real old man grumpies set in, scary! :loveu:
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NAhh.. Us Native Americans just get mellow when we age. And guys don't go through that "change" thing like you girls... we just tend to buy sports cars if we lose our hair, but I can thank my heredity, I have a lot of hair to lose.
 
Dixie said:
NAhh.. Us Native Americans just get mellow when we age. And guys don't go through that "change" thing like you girls... we just tend to buy sports cars if we lose our hair, but I can thank my heredity, I have a lot of hair to lose.
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A Native American, wow, I might have to change some of the thoughts about you!

And, sorry, but they are finding that guys do go through the change! You have heard them referred to it as "mid life crisis". Their symptoms are buying fast cars and having an affair with their secretary.
 
Dixie said:
It's not so much that he talks too much, it's that he doesn't really say anything! When I talk, it's profound wisdom and knowledge, and people are genuinely interested... and I do allow them a bathroom break!
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Their kidneys are that weak? They better not be Catholic!
 
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