Dixie - In Memoriam
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I don't mean this in the derogatory anti-PC way, but I can't help but think of this when I see a field of men butt-rubbing each other in homo-erotic pairs around the track! They've ALL got their "domestic partner" and it just looks really gay to me!
The problem is the restrictor plate, relegating the cars to the equivalent of go-carts at the go-cart track.. they are all the same, one isn't any faster than the other.. unless they 'pair up' and run together. Now, if you take the restrictor plates off, the cars literally will run faster than the track surface will allow, and this spells potential disaster, since the cars are also prone to go airborne if they get turned the right way. But the thing is, that used to be a factor in the sport, the driver's judgment.. or craziness.. how far he was willing to push the envelope on what the track could take.. what his car could do.. NASCAR was a 'self-cleaning' sport, the idiots ended up picking concrete out of their teeth, or pushing up daisies.. those who knew the limits of what they could do, remained on the track. Now, all the idiots are mixed in with the good drivers, and they all have to 'gay-up' to run the damn race!
The problem is the restrictor plate, relegating the cars to the equivalent of go-carts at the go-cart track.. they are all the same, one isn't any faster than the other.. unless they 'pair up' and run together. Now, if you take the restrictor plates off, the cars literally will run faster than the track surface will allow, and this spells potential disaster, since the cars are also prone to go airborne if they get turned the right way. But the thing is, that used to be a factor in the sport, the driver's judgment.. or craziness.. how far he was willing to push the envelope on what the track could take.. what his car could do.. NASCAR was a 'self-cleaning' sport, the idiots ended up picking concrete out of their teeth, or pushing up daisies.. those who knew the limits of what they could do, remained on the track. Now, all the idiots are mixed in with the good drivers, and they all have to 'gay-up' to run the damn race!
