Any Philadelphia Eagles Fans Here?

[cawacko]

In the spirit of the football playoffs I loved this line from Bill Simmons, the SportsGuy, from ESPN regarding the Eagles.


The Eagles crushing their fans with one of their patented Andy Reid Era losses -- you know, the ones in which they fall behind early, look like crap, come charging back and, just when Eagles fans drop their guard, the team kicks them in the teeth again. If "The Shawshank Redemption" had been about two Eagles fans, it would have ended with Red and Andy hugging in Mexico … then being caught by local police. As @tbookman tweeted after, "On behalf of all Eagles fans -- would you do us all a favor and just shoot us? Please?"

 

[Onceler]

Simmons is a genius. I read that article earlier, and that line made me put my head down on my desk I was laughing so hard. It's just a perfect analogy....

 

[cawacko]

Simmons is a genius. I read that article earlier, and that line made me put my head down on my desk I was laughing so hard. It's just a perfect analogy....

Fortunately I read it from home because I too just started laughing out loud. Loved it.

 

[Bonestorm]

In the spirit of the football playoffs I loved this line from Bill Simmons, the SportsGuy, from ESPN regarding the Eagles.


The Eagles crushing their fans with one of their patented Andy Reid Era losses -- you know, the ones in which they fall behind early, look like crap, come charging back and, just when Eagles fans drop their guard, the team kicks them in the teeth again. If "The Shawshank Redemption" had been about two Eagles fans, it would have ended with Red and Andy hugging in Mexico … then being caught by local police. As @tbookman tweeted after, "On behalf of all Eagles fans -- would you do us all a favor and just shoot us? Please?"

Any Eagles fan that tells you that they thought the Eagles were going to come back and win that game is a fucking liar. Every Eagles fan I know got nervous during the Redskins game when the 'Skins scored 14 points in the second quarter and the Eagles were only up 35-14. In short, we always expect to lose.

If "The Shawshank Redemption" were about two Eagles fans, Andy would have drown in the stream of shit one yard from the end of the tunnel and Red would have gotten shanked by the Sisters the day before he was released.

And fuck Bill Simmons. I hate that fucking guy.

 

[cawacko]

Any Eagles fan that tells you that they thought the Eagles were going to come back and win that game is a fucking liar. Every Eagles fan I know got nervous during the Redskins game when the 'Skins scored 14 points in the second quarter and the Eagles were only up 35-14. In short, we always expect to lose.

If "The Shawshank Redemption" were about two Eagles fans, Andy would have drown in the stream of shit one yard from the end of the tunnel and Red would have gotten shanked by the Sisters the day before he was released.

And fuck Bill Simmons. I hate that fucking guy.

LMAO!!! That is classic and so true that a Philly fan would think that!

"""If "The Shawshank Redemption" were about two Eagles fans, Andy would have drown in the stream of shit one yard from the end of the tunnel and Red would have gotten shanked by the Sisters the day before he was released."""