drinking and driving

[Sammy Jankis]

Drinking and driving is cool, for cool guys who can handle it and can hold their liquor.


there is no greater test of manliness than being able to pound a twelve pack then drive at high speed.

 

[christiefan915]

Drinking and driving is cool, for cool guys who can handle it and can hold their liquor.


there is no greater test of manliness than being able to pound a twelve pack then drive at high speed.

The problem is, alcohol consumption clouds their judgment and they all think they can handle it, but that's just a delusion.

 

[Sammy Jankis]

The problem is, alcohol consumption clouds their judgment and they all think they can handle it, but that's just a delusion.

You must be a pussyman.

 

[christiefan915]

You must be a pussyman.

 

[Lowaicue]

Soooo... "Down Under" no longer means Australia? Or, alternatively, my post can be construed to have been intended as serious, and then on top of that, it conveyed inaccurate information?

You are fucking stupid.

Find someone to help you, dear boy. You either deliberately misconstrue or your comprehension level is at K1 level. You have ceased to be an amusing sideshow, you have become a pointless bore.
Have a nice day.

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Find someone to help you, dear boy. You either deliberately misconstrue or your comprehension level is at K1 level. You have ceased to be an amusing sideshow, you have become a pointless bore.
Have a nice day.

 

[Lowaicue]

You make that threedee twat look interesting.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Find someone to help you, dear boy. You either deliberately misconstrue or your comprehension level is at K1 level. You have ceased to be an amusing sideshow, you have become a pointless bore.
Have a nice day.

My comprehension level is at K2 level, you fucktard. Though its certainly overkill when considering that I only have to decipher your inane drivel.

 

[Liberty]

Cool photo!

 

[Lowaicue]

My comprehension level is at K2 level, you fucktard. Though its certainly overkill when considering that I only have to decipher your inane drivel.

K2? OK Fair enough. I will respect your wishes that you be treated as a K2 pupil. That is, as your mother might tell you, children between the ages of 5 and 6.
And if you would rather write your own inane drivel rather than having mine read to you, all you have to do is put your lolling tongue back in your mouth, stop dribbling on your keyboard and get mummy to buy a 'Read with Me' book for you to copy. I can't remember the colour scheme for children of your ability, but I am sure the nice lady at your local library could help.
Tell me, do you go to kindergarten for just mornings or do you stay all day? Do they let you play with scissors yet?

 

[Minister of Truth]

...And if you would rather write your own inane drivel rather than having mine read to you...

This is the only portion of the above post which actually mattered.

Except for this:

 

[Lowaicue]

This is the only portion of the above post which actually mattered.

Except for this:

I think you rather missed the point.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I think you keep pointedly missing on purpose.

 

[Lowaicue]

I think you keep pointedly missing on purpose.

I will allow you the last word on this matter. Then you must go to bed.
Goodnight.

 

[Minister of Truth]

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