Does anyone on left supporting Islamist have any idea when, where, and how the 'faith' called Islam they support formed? I highly doubt it. Maybe this can help.
History of the Muslim Religion Called Islam - Abridged - by Tobytone
The Muslim religion Islam in a few sentences. In the seventh century a charismatic desert trader started a bloodthirsty cult by promising great rewards in heaven to soldiers fighting jihad. Commit acts of great violence, sexual depravity, and cold-blooded murder, and you get immediate forgiveness at the moment of death, skip the whole judged-by-God part, and collect your 72 virgins. He simply stole most of the Bible, ditched the Jesus-is-the-son-of-God bit, declared himself the final prophet, and delivered the last revelation in a rambling, incoherent book of convenient proclamations that let Muhammud color outside the lines whenever his dick or power grab demanded it. All he needed was some riddle talk and paradise bribes to keep the dumbass thugs killing in his name. That is it in a nutshell.
Don't believe me? Consider the following information and check any detail for accuracy except maybe my descriptions of the details. Agree with the descriptions or not, the details are accurate.
A Deeper Dive. by Tobytone
Picture this. A nobody Shepard first, then a caravan trader from a dusty backwater settlement called Mecca (for what it's worth, Mecca never shows up in any real historical records or archaeology), gets hailed as the final prophet of the universe. This is the guy that commands us all to literally get up before dawn and drop to our knees for the first of five times a day we worship Allah (God) or so help the Islamist we should be killed. This guy, Muhammad builds what becomes one of the most controlling and violent faith systems on the planet and still today, even with a literate population, modern apologists still pretend it is all timeless perfection and millions of people just nod along like drones. Lately, this includes your average radicalized leftist or as I like to call, libtards.
He starts life unimpressively enough. Born around 570 in thisimaginary place called Mecca (Which literally lacks any contemporary evidence it exists, let alone a major trading or religious hub as Islam scholars insist, but let's pretend it did exist.). Orphaned young, raised by relatives, works as a shepherd and trader, marries a wealthy 40 yr. old widow at 25 named Khadijah who bankrolls his new life of luxury giving him the means to do as he pleases, a man of privilege. They have 6 children, 2 boys and 4 girls, but both boys die in infancy. When they married, Khadijah gave Muhammud her slave boy named Zayd. The future prophet lives a normal and basically unremarkable life for about 15 years after marriage.
At 40 Muhammud officially begins his journey to proclaiming himself the 'Final (the seal of the) Prophet.' He has his first vision in a cave. He comes home one day telling his wife and uncle he received his first of many revelations the angel Gabriel give him, which becomes the first verse of the Quran. From this point on he has these visions or revelations whenever or wherever he is for the next 23 years forming the entirety of the Quran. You know, when he needed a new rule that solved his current dilemma Gabreil would tell him that 'Allah's will.'
For about three years he preaches his new monotheist religion in a polytheist town, only to a tiny personal circle, mostly family and close friends. Then he goes public and immediately pisses off the local power structure with his attacks on their idols and tribal gods. Persecution ramps up and causes many of his new followers to flee the area. In 619 comes the 'year of sorrow.' This is the year his first wife Khadijah dies of illness at around sixty five and his protective uncle Abu Talib dies too. Muhammud lost his most important spiritual and emotional support. Some claim this grief fest inspires the crazy fasting rules that morph into Ramadan, but who knows.
Facing real fear of getting killed after learning of an assassination plot, he and his small band of misfits, left Mecca in 622 to Yathrib, later renamed Medina. There he declares the first day of the new calendar, he builds the first mosque, sets up the first Muslim community and starts acting like a leader with political and military muscle. Lots of battles follow which many amount to raping and pillaging tribal towns in those days. These battles lead up to 'the bloodless battle of Mecca in 630 where he smashes the idols and consolidates power. All while receiving handy divine revelations that justify whatever he needs at the moment. Ever heard this narrative? Cult leader?
This point in the story is a good place to demonstrate how Muhammud got his handy divine revelations justifying his every greedy move, sexual desires, etc. Sound like a cult leader yet?
It's a touching story demonstrating what any good final prophet would do. A young boy named Zayd was kidnapped during a raid and sold into slavery. Khadijah's uncle bought him for his widowed niece. Khadijah gave Zayd to Muhammud as a gift when they married. Many years later, Zayd's biological family tracked him down and offered to pay a ransom for his release. Muhammud gave Zayd a choice to go with his family, no ransom needed, or stay with him in Mecca. Zayd decided to stay because of Muhammud'swealth kindness.
When Muhammud learned of this choice, he immediately freed Zayd and declared him his son and proclaimed he shall be known as Zayd ibn Muhammud. All very touching, as I said. Well, Dad's being dad's, he fixed his boy up with one of his cousins from his dead wife's side of the family. The two had one child and all was well.
One day Muhammud 'mistakenly' gets a peak at Zayd's wife's titties and got a hardon for her, quite literally. For some odd reason this bothered Zayd and the strain on the marriage was too much so he offered her a divorce so she could marry Muhammud. Muhammud did what any loving father and final prophet would do, he chatted with Allah who gave him a new revelation changing the law and norms about marrying you daughter in law and married her. This just happened to be the same year his first and only wife until now died. From this point forward he takes up to 9 more wives before he died.
In order to marry his daughter in law, a revelation was needed to make things cool with the people. Shockingly people today still frown on marrying your daughter in law, back then they really didn't like it. At that time when you adopted someone they became exactly like blood relatives in every way. What Muhammud wanted to do was considered incestuous. Again, like any good 'Final Prophet' would do, he received a new revelation that made everything A OK. Here is the verse that Muhammad received from Gabriel the angel. You have to get a taste of at least one insane verse from the book that has caused the freedom loving people on the planet so much grief, to put it mildly.
Quran, Surah 33 (Al-Ahzab), verse 37:
“A2nd [remember, O Muhammad], when you said to the one on whom Allah bestowed favor and you bestowed favor, ‘Keep your wife to yourself, and fear Allah,’ while you concealed within yourself that which Allah was to make manifest. And you feared the people, while Allah has more right that you fear Him. So when Zayd had no longer any need for her, We married her to you in order that there not be upon the believers any discomfort concerning the wives of their adopted sons when they no longer have need of them. And ever is the command of Allah accomplished.”
Here's the translation:
I told Zayd that Allah favored him like he favors me so he should keep his wife and fear Allah. But after seeing those titties I secretly wanted her but feared what people would think if I took her, but Allah said screw that dude don't worry about what they think. So, when Zayd didn't have any need for my daughter in law anymore, Allah married her to me because Allah do as Allah do.
I don't know about you, but I'm sold so far. This guy is definitely the final prophet, that Jesus guy was cool, but following in this guy's footsteps is clearly the path to saving lost souls. That said, no summary of the history of Islam would be complete without learning about the infamous story about one of his many wives our divine role model married named Aisha. She was his favorite after his first wife died and became very influential in Islam politics. She's the most important figure in Muhammud's life as a prophet. She wrote down and probably wrote a lot of the hadiths, which sort of expand on many verses in the Quran, Muhammad's sayings, actions, and approvals.
Aisha is the daughter of his good buddy Abu Bakr that apparently caught Muhammud's eyes. She was betrothed (marriage contract) when she is six and made 'a real woman' when she is nine. Yup, the 53-yr-old final prophet of God banging a 9-year-old child. I'm sure the little girl enjoyed it very much. She probably had been dreaming about her first time since she was a young girl. They don't say, but I'm guessing she didn't scream or cry at all. In case you're wondering, Hadiths spell this story out clearly and modern defenders twist themselves in knots trying to justify it as normal for the time or somehow still morally perfect today. I've seen some recent leftist propaganda attempting to suggest that Aisha was 18 to help the Quran's acceptance by the brain-dead drones on the left.
I had to break this into two parts, it was over 1200 characters.
History of the Muslim Religion Called Islam - Abridged - by Tobytone
The Muslim religion Islam in a few sentences. In the seventh century a charismatic desert trader started a bloodthirsty cult by promising great rewards in heaven to soldiers fighting jihad. Commit acts of great violence, sexual depravity, and cold-blooded murder, and you get immediate forgiveness at the moment of death, skip the whole judged-by-God part, and collect your 72 virgins. He simply stole most of the Bible, ditched the Jesus-is-the-son-of-God bit, declared himself the final prophet, and delivered the last revelation in a rambling, incoherent book of convenient proclamations that let Muhammud color outside the lines whenever his dick or power grab demanded it. All he needed was some riddle talk and paradise bribes to keep the dumbass thugs killing in his name. That is it in a nutshell.
Don't believe me? Consider the following information and check any detail for accuracy except maybe my descriptions of the details. Agree with the descriptions or not, the details are accurate.
A Deeper Dive. by Tobytone
Picture this. A nobody Shepard first, then a caravan trader from a dusty backwater settlement called Mecca (for what it's worth, Mecca never shows up in any real historical records or archaeology), gets hailed as the final prophet of the universe. This is the guy that commands us all to literally get up before dawn and drop to our knees for the first of five times a day we worship Allah (God) or so help the Islamist we should be killed. This guy, Muhammad builds what becomes one of the most controlling and violent faith systems on the planet and still today, even with a literate population, modern apologists still pretend it is all timeless perfection and millions of people just nod along like drones. Lately, this includes your average radicalized leftist or as I like to call, libtards.
He starts life unimpressively enough. Born around 570 in this
At 40 Muhammud officially begins his journey to proclaiming himself the 'Final (the seal of the) Prophet.' He has his first vision in a cave. He comes home one day telling his wife and uncle he received his first of many revelations the angel Gabriel give him, which becomes the first verse of the Quran. From this point on he has these visions or revelations whenever or wherever he is for the next 23 years forming the entirety of the Quran. You know, when he needed a new rule that solved his current dilemma Gabreil would tell him that 'Allah's will.'
For about three years he preaches his new monotheist religion in a polytheist town, only to a tiny personal circle, mostly family and close friends. Then he goes public and immediately pisses off the local power structure with his attacks on their idols and tribal gods. Persecution ramps up and causes many of his new followers to flee the area. In 619 comes the 'year of sorrow.' This is the year his first wife Khadijah dies of illness at around sixty five and his protective uncle Abu Talib dies too. Muhammud lost his most important spiritual and emotional support. Some claim this grief fest inspires the crazy fasting rules that morph into Ramadan, but who knows.
Facing real fear of getting killed after learning of an assassination plot, he and his small band of misfits, left Mecca in 622 to Yathrib, later renamed Medina. There he declares the first day of the new calendar, he builds the first mosque, sets up the first Muslim community and starts acting like a leader with political and military muscle. Lots of battles follow which many amount to raping and pillaging tribal towns in those days. These battles lead up to 'the bloodless battle of Mecca in 630 where he smashes the idols and consolidates power. All while receiving handy divine revelations that justify whatever he needs at the moment. Ever heard this narrative? Cult leader?
This point in the story is a good place to demonstrate how Muhammud got his handy divine revelations justifying his every greedy move, sexual desires, etc. Sound like a cult leader yet?
It's a touching story demonstrating what any good final prophet would do. A young boy named Zayd was kidnapped during a raid and sold into slavery. Khadijah's uncle bought him for his widowed niece. Khadijah gave Zayd to Muhammud as a gift when they married. Many years later, Zayd's biological family tracked him down and offered to pay a ransom for his release. Muhammud gave Zayd a choice to go with his family, no ransom needed, or stay with him in Mecca. Zayd decided to stay because of Muhammud's
When Muhammud learned of this choice, he immediately freed Zayd and declared him his son and proclaimed he shall be known as Zayd ibn Muhammud. All very touching, as I said. Well, Dad's being dad's, he fixed his boy up with one of his cousins from his dead wife's side of the family. The two had one child and all was well.
One day Muhammud 'mistakenly' gets a peak at Zayd's wife's titties and got a hardon for her, quite literally. For some odd reason this bothered Zayd and the strain on the marriage was too much so he offered her a divorce so she could marry Muhammud. Muhammud did what any loving father and final prophet would do, he chatted with Allah who gave him a new revelation changing the law and norms about marrying you daughter in law and married her. This just happened to be the same year his first and only wife until now died. From this point forward he takes up to 9 more wives before he died.
In order to marry his daughter in law, a revelation was needed to make things cool with the people. Shockingly people today still frown on marrying your daughter in law, back then they really didn't like it. At that time when you adopted someone they became exactly like blood relatives in every way. What Muhammud wanted to do was considered incestuous. Again, like any good 'Final Prophet' would do, he received a new revelation that made everything A OK. Here is the verse that Muhammad received from Gabriel the angel. You have to get a taste of at least one insane verse from the book that has caused the freedom loving people on the planet so much grief, to put it mildly.
Quran, Surah 33 (Al-Ahzab), verse 37:
“A2nd [remember, O Muhammad], when you said to the one on whom Allah bestowed favor and you bestowed favor, ‘Keep your wife to yourself, and fear Allah,’ while you concealed within yourself that which Allah was to make manifest. And you feared the people, while Allah has more right that you fear Him. So when Zayd had no longer any need for her, We married her to you in order that there not be upon the believers any discomfort concerning the wives of their adopted sons when they no longer have need of them. And ever is the command of Allah accomplished.”
Here's the translation:
I told Zayd that Allah favored him like he favors me so he should keep his wife and fear Allah. But after seeing those titties I secretly wanted her but feared what people would think if I took her, but Allah said screw that dude don't worry about what they think. So, when Zayd didn't have any need for my daughter in law anymore, Allah married her to me because Allah do as Allah do.
I don't know about you, but I'm sold so far. This guy is definitely the final prophet, that Jesus guy was cool, but following in this guy's footsteps is clearly the path to saving lost souls. That said, no summary of the history of Islam would be complete without learning about the infamous story about one of his many wives our divine role model married named Aisha. She was his favorite after his first wife died and became very influential in Islam politics. She's the most important figure in Muhammud's life as a prophet. She wrote down and probably wrote a lot of the hadiths, which sort of expand on many verses in the Quran, Muhammad's sayings, actions, and approvals.
Aisha is the daughter of his good buddy Abu Bakr that apparently caught Muhammud's eyes. She was betrothed (marriage contract) when she is six and made 'a real woman' when she is nine. Yup, the 53-yr-old final prophet of God banging a 9-year-old child. I'm sure the little girl enjoyed it very much. She probably had been dreaming about her first time since she was a young girl. They don't say, but I'm guessing she didn't scream or cry at all. In case you're wondering, Hadiths spell this story out clearly and modern defenders twist themselves in knots trying to justify it as normal for the time or somehow still morally perfect today. I've seen some recent leftist propaganda attempting to suggest that Aisha was 18 to help the Quran's acceptance by the brain-dead drones on the left.
I had to break this into two parts, it was over 1200 characters.
