At some point you will be forced to either die or deal with reality.
It will be painful.
Or kill motherfuckers. Never think Americans can't or won't. That'd be your 1st mistake.
The second is thinking we're not the best in the world at it, because we absolutely are. Carry on.
We won't make you feel any pain. We know how to do it without pain. No sense in being cruel.
You will not be anymore, but you'll never really feel a thing. That's how Americans roll.

F'rinstance, Slopehead, I can absolutely take down a deer every time with a .22.
The meat will be good, too. These are things you do not know, boy, and should STFU about things you know nothing about.
I'm just an average American, there's a lot more like me out there, and lot more hardcore ones, too.
Perhaps DHS should take a look at you.