Dammo didn’t make this poll because he cares about reactions. He made it because somewhere in the dark lair beneath JPP HQ, a council of loud‑mouth reaction‑crybabies gathered around him like goblins screeching, Daaaammmmoooo, the downvotes hurt our feeeeelings!
So Dammo, in full cartoon‑villain fashion, slammed his fist on the keyboard and declared, FINE! I SHALL CREATE… A POLL! A POLL NO ONE ASKED FOR! A POLL WHOSE RESULTS I SHALL IGNORE COMPLETELY!
Then he cackled, cape fluttering, as he added the most unhinged third option imaginable, Three bags of walnuts and leftover chips with aged brown guacamole.
Because nothing says I don’t care about this poll like adding an option that sounds like it crawled out of a radioactive pantry and demanded voting rights.
Meanwhile the complainers are huddled around it like cartoon minions, Master Dammo, will this fix the downvotes?’And Dammo just spins in his villain chair, stroking a cat made of tortilla chips, whispering..No… but it will keep you busy.