Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt​

JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! Jimmy Kimmel Live! airs every weeknight at 11:35 p.m. ET an


Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live!, put on a mock White House Correspondents’ Dinner roast during Thursday night’s broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump’s death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

Firing off one-liners about President Trump, Vice President JD Vance, Stephen Miller, among other White House officials, Kimmel set his sights on the First Lady.

“And of course, our first lady, Melania, is here. Look at So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow,” Kimmel said to the delight of the studio audience.

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt​

JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! Jimmy Kimmel Live! airs every weeknight at 11:35 p.m. ET an
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Jerome Hudson26 Apr 2026635
Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live!, put on a mock White House Correspondents’ Dinner roast during Thursday night’s broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump’s death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

Firing off one-liners about President Trump, Vice President JD Vance, Stephen Miller, among other White House officials, Kimmel set his sights on the First Lady.

“And of course, our first lady, Melania, is here. Look at So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow,” Kimmel said to the delight of the studio audience.

Kimmel’s ten-minute monologue meant to, as Kimmel said, give him the opportunity to “do some of the jokes a comedian might do if our president wasn’t a trembling drama queen who’s scared of comedy,” aired just days before the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday, which saw 31-year-old Cole Tomas Allen of Torrance, California, reportedly charge through a metal detector and shoot a Secret Service agent in the chest before being tackled to the ground and taken into custody.

Allen, a Kamala Harris donor, is set to appear in court on Monday where he is expected to face several federal charges.

President Trump delivered remarks, that were aired live on the major news networks mere moments after the shooting. During an interview on Fox News on Sunday morning, Trump called Allen “a sick guy.”

“When you read his manifesto, he hates Christians, that’s one thing for sure. He hates Christians, the hatred. And I think his sister, or his brother, actually was complaining about it. They were even complaining to law enforcement. So he was, he was a very troubled guy,” President Trump said.

 
Maggots are such thin-skinned toddlers.

Suck a butt, you sorry trumptard fuck.
Lurchy, you're here. I thought it might have been you at the Hilton. I haven't heard from you for a while. Let me guess, since giving up on the Kirby gig, you've been hanging out with Dutchy and helping him abuses his massive collection of dirty stained Trumpy Bears, right?

Obviously, you haven't been working on your many mental issues, like I was hoping. You're still obsessed with sucking cocks and butts I see. I promise, there are lots of options for your type out there, you don't have to be a sick twisted simpleton forever, that's your choice. Seriously, Dutchy boy, you, and cum stained Trumpy Bears?? Really? Don't you think your parents deserve better?
 

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt​

JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! Jimmy Kimmel Live! airs every weeknight at 11:35 p.m. ET an


Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live!, put on a mock White House Correspondents’ Dinner roast during Thursday night’s broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump’s death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

Firing off one-liners about President Trump, Vice President JD Vance, Stephen Miller, among other White House officials, Kimmel set his sights on the First Lady.

“And of course, our first lady, Melania, is here. Look at So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow,” Kimmel said to the delight of the studio audience.

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt​

JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! Jimmy Kimmel Live! airs every weeknight at 11:35 p.m. ET an
Randy Holmes/Disney via Getty Images
Jerome Hudson26 Apr 2026635
Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live!, put on a mock White House Correspondents’ Dinner roast during Thursday night’s broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump’s death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

Firing off one-liners about President Trump, Vice President JD Vance, Stephen Miller, among other White House officials, Kimmel set his sights on the First Lady.

“And of course, our first lady, Melania, is here. Look at So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow,” Kimmel said to the delight of the studio audience.

Kimmel’s ten-minute monologue meant to, as Kimmel said, give him the opportunity to “do some of the jokes a comedian might do if our president wasn’t a trembling drama queen who’s scared of comedy,” aired just days before the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday, which saw 31-year-old Cole Tomas Allen of Torrance, California, reportedly charge through a metal detector and shoot a Secret Service agent in the chest before being tackled to the ground and taken into custody.

Allen, a Kamala Harris donor, is set to appear in court on Monday where he is expected to face several federal charges.

President Trump delivered remarks, that were aired live on the major news networks mere moments after the shooting. During an interview on Fox News on Sunday morning, Trump called Allen “a sick guy.”

“When you read his manifesto, he hates Christians, that’s one thing for sure. He hates Christians, the hatred. And I think his sister, or his brother, actually was complaining about it. They were even complaining to law enforcement. So he was, he was a very troubled guy,” President Trump said.


The quote from Kimmel is real, but the framing is not.

A roast joke about a widow glow is not fantasizing about Trump’s death, and no law enforcement agency has linked the joke to the Hilton shooting.

Calling the incident an assassination attempt is political language, not a legal classification.

The shooter’s motives, according to reporting, had nothing to do with Kimmel, ABC, or late‑night comedy.

This is a Breitbart editorial narrative layered on top of a real joke.
 
Lurchy, you're here. I thought it might have been you at the Hilton. I haven't heard from you for a while. Let me guess, since giving up on the Kirby gig, you've been hanging out with Dutchy and helping him abuses his massive collection of dirty stained Trumpy Bears, right?

Obviously, you haven't been working on your many mental issues, like I was hoping. You're still obsessed with sucking cocks and butts I see. I promise, there are lots of options for your type out there, you don't have to be a sick twisted simpleton forever, that's your choice. Seriously, Dutchy boy, you, and cum stained Trumpy Bears?? Really? Don't you think your parents deserve better?
Whenever you’re done with the fantasy fan‑fiction about other posters, the thread is still about the claims you haven’t defended.
 
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