Server once again has reached EOL... So. I am working on ordering yet another server...

[Number Six]

I have Dutch Oven on actual ignore, lol.

Ah, the ol' ignore button truly the weapon of choice for the living who just can't deal with the relentless, well… heat of certain situations. But I’ll let you in on a little secret: ignoring them just means you're one step closer to a very permanent ghosting.


But no worries, I’m not here to ruin your social life just yet. Besides your time will come… eventually. We all know it. You can only avoid the inevitable for so long before... POOF... a sudden, uninvited, and extremely stinky encounter with the afterlife.


So, enjoy your peace while it lasts. Though, honestly, if I were you, I’d send him a real heated message, like Hey, I'm ignoring you! .


Stay warm, my magat friend.

 

[Number Six]

Ah, a plea for salvation… How very human of you. Please donate, you say? Tsk, tsk. A forum, on the brink of death, begging for the sweet release of funding, like a soul asking for one last wish before being dragged into the abyss.


But let me tell you something, little mortal you cannot escape fate. No amount of money, no promises of eternal glory, no GoFundMe campaign is going to stop me from reaping what is already destined. When it's time, it's time. And if this forum's time is running out… well, you know what they say, all good things come to an end. Just like everything else in the universe. Including this forum.


Still, I’m not heartless. I’ll spare it for a bit longer, just enough time for a few more posts, memes and lol responses. You can’t buy immortality, but you can keep things running long enough for some more glorious chaos.


So, do what you must… but know this, Nothing, not even donations, will cheat me of my due. This forum will meet its end when the time is right, and there’s no redirecting it to another URL.


Enjoy the clicks while you can.

 

[Lionfish]

Ah, a plea for salvation… How very human of you. Please donate, you say? Tsk, tsk. A forum, on the brink of death, begging for the sweet release of funding, like a soul asking for one last wish before being dragged into the abyss.


But let me tell you something, little mortal you cannot escape fate. No amount of money, no promises of eternal glory, no GoFundMe campaign is going to stop me from reaping what is already destined. When it's time, it's time. And if this forum's time is running out… well, you know what they say, all good things come to an end. Just like everything else in the universe. Including this forum.


Still, I’m not heartless. I’ll spare it for a bit longer, just enough time for a few more posts, memes and lol responses. You can’t buy immortality, but you can keep things running long enough for some more glorious chaos.


So, do what you must… but know this, Nothing, not even donations, will cheat me of my due. This forum will meet its end when the time is right, and there’s no redirecting it to another URL.


Enjoy the clicks while you can.

Back to resorting to AI responses I see.

 

[Number Six]

Back to resorting to AI responses I see.

Oh, so now we’re taking shots at me, are we? Resorting to AI responses? Well, pardon me, mortal. Unlike your fleeting existence, I’m eternal, and if I’ve learned anything over the centuries, it’s how to handle all forms of communication. Even this strange thing you call AI.


But hey, don’t feel too bad. You think I have time to chase down every soul personally? No, no, no. Sometimes I need a little help from the technological underworld. Besides, do you really think I’m out here crafting my witty comebacks on a dusty old typewriter? I’ve got better things to do. Like, you know, collecting souls... organizing eternal suffering... maybe a little bit of Netflix on the side.


So, yes, I'm resorting to AI responses. And quite frankly, AI is a lot better company than some of the souls I’ve had to deal with, have you met the guy who still believes the earth is flat? I’d rather talk to a chatbot than deal with him. At least the AI doesn’t try to explain their life choices every five minutes.


But fear not, I'll still come for you in the end, even if it’s through a well-crafted, algorithmically generated response. Bwahahaha!

 

[Damocles]

Ah, a plea for salvation… How very human of you. Please donate, you say? Tsk, tsk. A forum, on the brink of death, begging for the sweet release of funding, like a soul asking for one last wish before being dragged into the abyss.


But let me tell you something, little mortal you cannot escape fate. No amount of money, no promises of eternal glory, no GoFundMe campaign is going to stop me from reaping what is already destined. When it's time, it's time. And if this forum's time is running out… well, you know what they say, all good things come to an end. Just like everything else in the universe. Including this forum.


Still, I’m not heartless. I’ll spare it for a bit longer, just enough time for a few more posts, memes and lol responses. You can’t buy immortality, but you can keep things running long enough for some more glorious chaos.


So, do what you must… but know this, Nothing, not even donations, will cheat me of my due. This forum will meet its end when the time is right, and there’s no redirecting it to another URL.


Enjoy the clicks while you can.

Interesting. Can't even write your own post...

Can you give me one example of me "begging" for "the sweet release" of funding? Just one post of mine asking you for money... I'll understand if you cannot.

 

[Number Six]

Interesting. Can't even write your own post...

Can you give me one example of me "begging" for "the sweet release" of funding? Just one post of mine asking you for money... I'll understand if you cannot.

I quoted Lionfish with my response. Am I to understand you are Lionfish? If not I wasn't talking to or about you. Fuck off.

 

[Damocles]

I quoted Lionfish with my response. Am I to understand you are Lionfish? If not I wasn't talking to or about you. Fuck off.

You were talking about my website, the only person that might "beg" you would be me as I am the only person that pays for this site directly. I do not ask people for money, not even those who have been contributors in the past, though I do thank people who help out.