𝗝𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗿𝘁: "𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗳**𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝘂**𝗶𝗲𝘀???"

[Dutch Uncle]

But lemme tell you summin' right now, you step up, I'll give worse than he did.
He got a wallop. My wallop is double that.
People do not come back after I hit them.
Nobody ever wanted any more.

How much prison time didja get for murder?

 

[Matt Dillon]

Why not to pull a William Holden trying to get off the couch, Mattie. Like Darth and Earl, disappearing sudden like looks funny. Have you considered wearing a helmet for safety reasons?

Have your considered jumping into a sinkhole and expelling all your air?

 

[Matt Dillon]

How much prison time didja get for murder?

Just because people do not want to fight anymore after I hit them does not mean I go to prison, dumbfuck.
They were from prison. I taught them that I did not give a fuck. That's the reality of that situation.
Yeah, that's the post.
Hit this one asswipe dead in his ear when he was talking all that prison bs.
Yeah, you ain't gonna bully my boy. I Will fuck you up.
Dude, I have a friend that went to Raiford when he was 16 and came back in 3 months. Not many people can say that.
He knocked the cop out at the junior high school dance.
I was freakin' out, and this mufugger's just like "hold on".
Sonabitch the cop, big ol' struck black dude woke up, and they shook hands and that was the end of it.
I never seen nothing like that before or after, I tell Ya wut.

 

[Jake Starkey]

Anytime you feel froggy, Fakey Jakey, Jump and I'll smash your face into the back of your skull and you'd wish you didn't do that if you were still cognizant, but you will not be, k?

no, you would be on your ass crying, "don't hurt me, boss"

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Have your considered jumping into a sinkhole and expelling all your air?

Why would I do that, Mattie? Is that something you fantasize about?

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Just because people do not want to fight anymore after I hit them does not mean I go to prison, dumbfuck.
They were from prison. I taught them that I did not give a fuck. That's the reality of that situation.
Yeah, that's the post.
Hit this one asswipe dead in his ear when he was talking all that prison bs.
Yeah, you ain't gonna bully my boy. I Will fuck you up.
Dude, I have a friend that went to Raiford when he was 16 and came back in 3 months. Not many people can say that.
He knocked the cop out at the junior high school dance.
I was freakin' out, and this mufugger's just like "hold on".
Sonabitch the cop, big ol' struck black dude woke up, and they shook hands and that was the end of it.
I never seen nothing like that before or after, I tell Ya wut.

Usually when you kill someone in a fight, it involves jailtime. Or were you just joking?

 

[Matt Dillon]

Usually when you kill someone in a fight, it involves jailtime. Or were you just joking?

Nobody died. How far fucking removed from reality are you, actually?
Wow.
How many people have you killed in a fight, Dutch?
For me, it's zero.
Oh, I can fuck people up, and I guess I could kill people in a fight if I wanted to, but that has never been the goal for me.'
My goal was always to get them to leave me alone and to never want to do that again, and that's it.
I almost killed a black boy before.
Was gonna drown his ass, then I started thinking about his mama and sister, and I couldn't kill him. Even though he's a piece of shit.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Nobody died. How far fucking removed from reality are you, actually?
Wow.
How many people have you killed in a fight, Dutch?
For me, it's zero.
Oh, I can fuck people up, and I guess I could kill people in a fight if I wanted to, but that has never been the goal for me.'
My goal was always to get them to leave me alone and to never want to do that again, and that's it.
I almost killed a black boy before.
Was gonna drown his ass, then I started thinking about his mama and sister, and I couldn't kill him. Even though he's a piece of shit.

You sure brag about killing people a lot for someone who has never committed murder. Wassup wid dat, Mattie?

 

[Matt Dillon]

You sure brag about killing people a lot for someone who has never committed murder. Wassup wid dat, Mattie?

Got to disagree with that.
I ain't saying I never intended to kill somebody, and God blessed me by having it not happen.
Owait, yeah, yeah, might as well.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Got to disagree with that.
I ain't saying I never intended to kill somebody, and God blessed me by having it not happen.
Owait, yeah, yeah, might as well.

Another Mattie Mensa failure? You wanted to kill someone but fell short?
What was the problem? Lack of nerve? Lack of skills? Lack of smarts? All of the above?

 

[Matt Dillon]

Another Mattie Mensa failure? You wanted to kill someone but fell short?
What was the problem? Lack of nerve? Lack of skills? Lack of smarts? All of the above?

There was no problem. It was God's blessing I didn't have to, you vile venomous fucktard.
These kids were trying to break into my back door.
Oh, I drew right down on 'im and cocked the hammer and pulled the trigger.
And it went "click" and I said "aye, motherfucker!"
I knew the next rounds would shoot something..
So he was haulin' ass I put a bullet in the right front quarter panel of the vehicle they were in, another bullet in the right rear quarter panel, and
1 more and they were on the gas going away, dead center, down below the seats, may have hit the gas tank.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

There was no problem. It was God's blessing I didn't have to, you vile venomous fucktard.
These kids were trying to break into my back door.
Oh, I drew right down on 'im and cocked the hammer and pulled the trigger.
And it went "click" and I said "aye, motherfucker!"
I knew the next rounds would shoot something..
So he was haulin' ass I put a bullet in the right front quarter panel of the vehicle they were in, another bullet in the right rear quarter panel, and
1 more and they were on the gas going away, dead center, down below the seats, may have hit the gas tank.

You sure like to talk about it.

 

[Matt Dillon]

You sure like to talk about it.

That's nice, honey. Have a good night.

 

[Crepitus]

They have been all along.

 

[Crepitus]

There was no problem. It was God's blessing I didn't have to, you vile venomous fucktard.
These kids were trying to break into my back door.
Oh, I drew right down on 'im and cocked the hammer and pulled the trigger.
And it went "click" and I said "aye, motherfucker!"
I knew the next rounds would shoot something..
So he was haulin' ass I put a bullet in the right front quarter panel of the vehicle they were in, another bullet in the right rear quarter panel, and
1 more and they were on the gas going away, dead center, down below the seats, may have hit the gas tank.

Can't shoot them as they are leaving, Son. Your "self defense" defense has left the building at that point, so that was attempted murder.

Turn yourself in and pay your debt to society.