WOW, that almost sounds like it could be the name of some TechnoPunk Tex-Mex band...
Ladies and Gentlemen...please welcome to the stage...
Rancid Taco Fart!!
See anything, any old thing about food, and you're all over it like white on rice.
That was for you, Gargantuan Gourmet!
I'd say Galloping Gourmet, but we all know you can't even manage a trot anymore....
Open wide, and shovel it all inside!