Dutch Uncle
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That's her when she was young. Like Ivanka, she's had plastic surgery, genius.
Melania's movie flopping..... 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗟𝗬....
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Dutch Uncle
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$20 says it's something she found in her mom's closet and loved to wear it and prance around in front of a mirror.
How much of a Trump Dick Sucker do you have to be to write a review like this?
Conservative influencer Link Lauren writes “MELANIA is incredible. As a student of history, I’ve never seen anything like it. It’s not a documentary; it’s a film that takes you on a cinematic journey.”
Conservative influencer Link Lauren writes “MELANIA is incredible. As a student of history, I’ve never seen anything like it. It’s not a documentary; it’s a film that takes you on a cinematic journey.”
Dutch Uncle
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One as big as Ms. Fat Lame, Mattie Mensa or Arbie......or one who was simply paid a fat check to write a good review.How much of a Trump Dick Sucker do you have to be to write a review like this?
Conservative influencer Link Lauren writes “MELANIA is incredible. As a student of history, I’ve never seen anything like it. It’s not a documentary; it’s a film that takes you on a cinematic journey.”
For Link, I'm guessing Door #2 since all MAGAts are mammon-worshipers and, therefore, evil.Examples:
Dutch Uncle
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As fertilizer?
Tbird19482
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She would make a lot more money if she released one of her porn movies from back when she was screwing Trump.One as big as Ms. Fat Lame, Mattie Mensa or Arbie......or one who was simply paid a fat check to write a good review.
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Dutch Uncle
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Guys love slutty women....especially if they have an East European accent.
While her big fake tits are eye-catching for guys, the superficiality is not attractive to me.
What impresses me the most about Melania is the fact she truly doesn't give a fuck about anything except Barron and her payday...in that order.
She's the least popular FLOTUS in history and she truly doesn't care. The only time she makes appearances is when she's paid to be there. Oddly, she's also the most popular figure among the Trump clan. Weird!
The worst final popularity rating ever for a first lady belongs to Melania Trump
Dutch Uncle
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When Donnie finally succumbs to his health issues, I'm guessing she'll make a lot of money with a lurid tell-all book dating back to the Epstein sex parties.
Tbird19482
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That should be a good one.
And like you said make her a lot of money.
Conservative influencer "Link Lauren", LOLOne as big as Ms. Fat Lame, Mattie Mensa or Arbie......or one who was simply paid a fat check to write a good review.
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Monad Portal
Was it me?
This is why you lost.
Dutch Uncle
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I wonder how much he was paid for the positive review?Conservative influencer "Link Lauren", LOL
Link Lauren - Wikipedia
"MAGA Malfoy" looks like he should be working for Lindsey Graham.
Meet Trump-friendly TikTok influencer Link Lauren, aka ‘Maga Malfoy’
The 26-year-old started out discussing pop culture topics, but his comments to CNN viewers to ‘calm down’ about Trump’s 2023 appearance on the network led his career in a different direction.
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^^ Obviously never chopped firewood or changed motor oil in his life, lolI wonder how much he was paid for the positive review?
Link Lauren (born September 8th, 1999) is an American TikTok content creator, musician, British royal family commentator, and a former senior aide for Robert F. Kennedy Jr. during his 2024 presidential election campaign.Link Lauren - Wikipedia
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"MAGA Malfoy" looks like he should be working for Lindsey Graham.
Meet Trump-friendly TikTok influencer Link Lauren, aka ‘Maga Malfoy’
The 26-year-old started out discussing pop culture topics, but his comments to CNN viewers to ‘calm down’ about Trump’s 2023 appearance on the network led his career in a different direction.
These effeminate MAGA elites must laugh their asses off at the Trump-loving red necks who bankroll their lavish lifestyle.
She's had a lot of "work" done. She used to be attractive and exotic. Now she just looks like a Slavic plastic mannequin. And as one wit said, like she can bend spoons with her mind just by staring at them.
Thanks, T!!!
How much of a Trump Dick Sucker do you have to be to write a review like this?
Conservative influencer Link Lauren writes “MELANIA is incredible. As a student of history, I’ve never seen anything like it. It’s not a documentary; it’s a film that takes you on a cinematic journey.”
Oh good grief. She's gushier than Old Faithful, but a lot colder. lol
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