If God were real, you wouldn’t need a book

It really doesn't matter what I believe,
That's the topic of discussion.

the whole story is ridiculous.
... and you acknowledge that any group of people can say the same thing about the story of your life, yes? ... especially when examining your posts, correct?

There's no reason to focus on one ridiculous aspect as though the other 10 aren't just as impossible.
Of what aspects do you speak?

A guy builds a cruise ship by himself,
The Bible does not say that Noah built the ark by himself, and an ark is more like a barge than a cruise ship.


then he magically collects all species of animals,
... for which you will have a solid point once you prove that no miracles occurred. I'm standing by for that because I'm sure it will be good.

keeps them on his cruise ship for months
I take it that you don't know the difference between a barge and a cruise ship.

[miraculously] keeps the predators from eating the prey, all while they are shitting and peeing all over.
FTFY. I think we're all waiting for your demonstration of a lack of miracles at that time.

Then, he releases them on land and the predators apparently wait for decades for the prey to multiple before eating them.
It was in the contract they signed prior to boarding.

And Christians are like "Yep. That's what happened!"
Yep. That's what they say.
 
You are getting yourself all confused and befuddled again.
Too funny! You are once again diving into another relgious doctrine that claims to be thettled thienth.

Uranium-thorium and potassium-argon decay series have long half lives, and can date geologic materials from hundreds of millions to billions of years old.
Any "date" that one gets from radiometric dating is its age upper limit, not its age.
 
Your king is once again tipped.

If God doesn't intervene, there is little need to mention Him.

Let me know when you wish to play again.
It's actually pretty funny how you, @Into the Night and @gfm7175 claim to be all about science one minute and then, when your religious beliefs clearly fly in the face of scientific feasibility, you literally start pulling nonsense out of your asses without breaking stride.

All of you are playing tennis without the net.
 
By having a geneology that literally tracks back to the alleged first man and woman on Earth, and having a decent understanding of how long humans live, the Bible is making a statement about approximately how old the Earth has existed, even without specifically giving an age. If I say "This beach house has been in the family for 3 generations", you know it hasn't been in the family for 600 years, right?

Irrelevant

Yes, lots of people use the God of the Gaps approach to things they can't explain.

Ok, but irrelevant.

Not really.
The Old Testament doesn't say anything about the age of the Earth, you have to do backflips and gymnastics to come up with an interpretation, and even if it did who cares? Radiometric dating wasn't invented until the 1950, and the Bible is not a scientific report. Your outage is both misplaced and meaningless.

Bottom line: You are fortunate you grew up and inherited a western civilization in which science, capitalism, representative democracy were directly or indirectly a consequence of a Christian monotheistic legacy. A monotheism which viewed a lawfully designed universe to be the logical consequence of an all powerful law-giver.

Complaining about the western tradition and it's Christian legacy is a luxury for you, given that you didn't grow up in a world where Islam, Hinduism, Shamanism didn't take over and dominate the world.
 
Asserting or suggesting, "There are no gods" or "It is more likely that there are no gods than that there is at least one" IS NO MORE SCIENTIFIC than asserting or suggesting, "There is a GOD" or "It is more likely that there is at least one god than that there are no gods."

Neither theists or atheists make much sense at all.

The constant attacks on theists by atheists is as absurd as Trump constantly attacking Presidents Obama and Biden for incompetence.
 
It really doesn't matter what I believe, the whole story is ridiculous. There's no reason to focus on one ridiculous aspect as though the other 10 aren't just as impossible.
Most of the aspects are quite reasonable, actually.
A guy builds a cruise ship [an ark] by himself,
FTFY. Completely reasonable. People build things by themselves all the time. OR, maybe he had some help... He wasn't the only human in existence at that time...
with no power tools,
What do you consider to be a "power tool"? Tools existed and were used. Animals existed and were used. Again, completely reasonable.
then he magically collects all species of animals,
I doubt that Noah went around and gathered all of the relevant animals by his lonesome. I suspect that God directed all of them to board the ark. You can consider this event to be a miracle.
keeps them on his cruise ship [ark] for months if not a year or more,
FTFY. Arks can float on water for a really long time.
magically keeps them fed,
Food isn't magic.
magically prevents them from killing each other,
Maybe they had separate enclosures? Otherwise, you can consider this event to be a miracle as well, as God could've directed them to peacefully coexist for the time being (or whatever divine explanation suits your fancy).
magically keeps the predators from eating the prey,
See above.
all while they are shitting and peeing all over.
It is not impossible to manage waste. Systems can be (and are) built.
Then, he releases them on land and the predators apparently wait for decades for the prey to multiple before eating them.
The Bible doesn't say precisely how this was handled. Maybe there were initially lots of carcasses of dead animals for the predators to eat (while the prey populated faster)? Maybe the predators were kept on the ark longer than the prey? Who knows... or maybe it was another miracle.
And Christians are like "Yep. That's what happened!" :rolleyes:
Yep. That's what happened!
 
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It's actually pretty funny how you, @Into the Night and @gfm7175 claim to be all about science one minute and then, when your religious beliefs clearly fly in the face of scientific feasibility, you literally start pulling nonsense out of your asses without breaking stride.

All of you are playing tennis without the net.
I'm "all about science" whenever the subject matter is all about science, and I am "all about religion" whenever the subject matter is all about religion.

What, exactly, aren't you grasping about this?
 
Capitalism, representative democracy, natural philosophy and science are virtually completely unique to the West, and to some significant extent it's wrapped up with the legacy of Christian monotheism and the Protestant reformation. The rest of the world smuggled in these western innovations. You can't take a surgical scalpel and try to separate Western history and culture from it's Christian legacy.
you're an insane idiotic and historically inaccurate fool.


yes. eat your medicine and stay shutted up, fool.
 
Most of the aspects are quite reasonable, actually.

FTFY. Completely reasonable. People build things by themselves all the time. OR, maybe he had some help... He wasn't the only human in existence at that time...

What do you consider to be a "power tool"? Tools existed and were used. Animals existed and were used. Again, completely reasonable.

I doubt that Noah went around and gathered all of the relevant animals by his lonesome. I suspect that God directed all of them to board the ark. You can consider this event to be a miracle.

FTFY. Arks can float on water for a really long time.

Food isn't magic.

Maybe they had separate enclosures? Otherwise, you can consider this event to be a miracle as well, as God could've directed them to peacefully coexist for the time being (or whatever divine explanation suits your fancy).

See above.

It is not impossible to manage waste. Systems can be (and are) built.

The Bible doesn't say precisely how this was handled. Maybe there were initially lots of carcasses of dead animals for the predators to eat (while the prey populated faster)? Maybe the predators were kept on the ark longer than the prey? Who knows... or maybe it was another miracle.

Yep. That's what happened!
Noah's Ark is a fable. More importantly, there is nothing in Christian doctrine and creed that requires you to believe the Noah story was literally true.
 
The Old Testament doesn't say anything about the age of the Earth, you have to do backflips and gymnastics to come up with an interpretation, and even if it did who cares? Radiometric dating wasn't invented until the 1950, and the Bible is not a scientific report. Your outage is both misplaced and meaningless.
No backflips or gymnastics, just a reasonable extrapolation based on human life expectancy.
Bottom line: You are fortunate you grew up and inherited a western civilization in which science, capitalism, representative democracy were directly or indirectly a consequence of a Christian monotheistic legacy. A monotheism which viewed a lawfully designed universe to be the logical consequence of an all powerful law-giver.

Complaining about the western tradition and it's Christian legacy is a luxury for you, given that you didn't grow up in a world where Islam, Hinduism, Shamanism didn't take over and dominate the world.

Most of the aspects are quite reasonable, actually.

FTFY. Completely reasonable. People build things by themselves all the time. OR, maybe he had some help... He wasn't the only human in existence at that time...

What do you consider to be a "power tool"? Tools existed and were used. Animals existed and were used. Again, completely reasonable.

I doubt that Noah went around and gathered all of the relevant animals by his lonesome. I suspect that God directed all of them to board the ark. You can consider this event to be a miracle.

FTFY. Arks can float on water for a really long time.

Food isn't magic.

Maybe they had separate enclosures? Otherwise, you can consider this event to be a miracle as well, as God could've directed them to peacefully coexist for the time being (or whatever divine explanation suits your fancy).

See above.

It is not impossible to manage waste. Systems can be (and are) built.

The Bible doesn't say precisely how this was handled. Maybe there were initially lots of carcasses of dead animals for the predators to eat (while the prey populated faster)? Maybe the predators were kept on the ark longer than the prey? Who knows... or maybe it was another miracle.

Yep. That's what happened!
As I said earlier, there are 20 different Biblical claims that fly in the face of what we know from science and physics and your answer for all of them is either ridiculous speculation (maybe there were carcases just laying around!) or to invoke your sky wizard as though the various laws of physics and scientific realities suddenly don't apply on Earth because the sky wizard somehow turns them off.

I don't ever want to hear shit about how pro-science you are. It's all a lie.
 
I'm "all about science" whenever the subject matter is all about science, and I am "all about religion" whenever the subject matter is all about religion.

What, exactly, aren't you grasping about this?
And science, along with reason and common sense, apparently ceases to exist when religion is involved.
 
Asserting or suggesting, "There are no gods"

Who is saying that?

Seriously, who is making that positive claim?

Because the atheists that you fear the most are the ones who merely fail to believe the claims of a God.

That's a very different thing. But you'd have to be a LOT smarter to understand the difference.
 
The constant attacks on theists by atheists is as absurd as Trump constantly attacking Presidents Obama and Biden for incompetence.
One of my social groups is comprised of Lutherans, I have never heard any of them say anything about atheists. Another social group I'm in are all non-theists and one almost can't get through one meeting without hearing something derogatory about Christians.

Now I have no experience with the fire-and-brimstone fundamentalists; for all I know they might be howling and hand wringing about the scourge of atheism! lol
 
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