ZenMode
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What Christians say when they know it all makes no sense.How do you know there were no power tools?
You don't know what happened.
What Christians say when they know it all makes no sense.How do you know there were no power tools?
You don't know what happened.
That's the topic of discussion.It really doesn't matter what I believe,
... and you acknowledge that any group of people can say the same thing about the story of your life, yes? ... especially when examining your posts, correct?the whole story is ridiculous.
Of what aspects do you speak?There's no reason to focus on one ridiculous aspect as though the other 10 aren't just as impossible.
The Bible does not say that Noah built the ark by himself, and an ark is more like a barge than a cruise ship.A guy builds a cruise ship by himself,
... for which you will have a solid point once you prove that no miracles occurred. I'm standing by for that because I'm sure it will be good.then he magically collects all species of animals,
I take it that you don't know the difference between a barge and a cruise ship.keeps them on his cruise ship for months
FTFY. I think we're all waiting for your demonstration of a lack of miracles at that time.[miraculously] keeps the predators from eating the prey, all while they are shitting and peeing all over.
It was in the contract they signed prior to boarding.Then, he releases them on land and the predators apparently wait for decades for the prey to multiple before eating them.
Yep. That's what they say.And Christians are like "Yep. That's what happened!"
Too funny! You are once again diving into another relgious doctrine that claims to be thettled thienth.You are getting yourself all confused and befuddled again.
Any "date" that one gets from radiometric dating is its age upper limit, not its age.Uranium-thorium and potassium-argon decay series have long half lives, and can date geologic materials from hundreds of millions to billions of years old.
ZenMode said:Then, he releases them on land and the predators apparently wait for decades for the prey to multiple before eating them..
IBDaMann said:It was in the contract they signed prior to boarding
Go learn English. It's your biggest problem.What Christians say when they know it all makes no sense.
Buzzword fallacy. YARPNext level God of the Gaps
God doesn't need to be discussed where he didn't intervene.Next level God of the Gaps
You are just straight up pulling shit out of your ass at this point.God doesn't need to be discussed where he didn't intervene.
Your king is once again tipped.You are just straight up pulling shit out of your ass at this point.![]()
It's actually pretty funny how you, @Into the Night and @gfm7175 claim to be all about science one minute and then, when your religious beliefs clearly fly in the face of scientific feasibility, you literally start pulling nonsense out of your asses without breaking stride.Your king is once again tipped.
If God doesn't intervene, there is little need to mention Him.
Let me know when you wish to play again.
The Old Testament doesn't say anything about the age of the Earth, you have to do backflips and gymnastics to come up with an interpretation, and even if it did who cares? Radiometric dating wasn't invented until the 1950, and the Bible is not a scientific report. Your outage is both misplaced and meaningless.By having a geneology that literally tracks back to the alleged first man and woman on Earth, and having a decent understanding of how long humans live, the Bible is making a statement about approximately how old the Earth has existed, even without specifically giving an age. If I say "This beach house has been in the family for 3 generations", you know it hasn't been in the family for 600 years, right?
Irrelevant
Yes, lots of people use the God of the Gaps approach to things they can't explain.
Ok, but irrelevant.
Not really.
Most of the aspects are quite reasonable, actually.It really doesn't matter what I believe, the whole story is ridiculous. There's no reason to focus on one ridiculous aspect as though the other 10 aren't just as impossible.
FTFY. Completely reasonable. People build things by themselves all the time. OR, maybe he had some help... He wasn't the only human in existence at that time...A guy buildsa cruise ship[an ark] by himself,
What do you consider to be a "power tool"? Tools existed and were used. Animals existed and were used. Again, completely reasonable.with no power tools,
I doubt that Noah went around and gathered all of the relevant animals by his lonesome. I suspect that God directed all of them to board the ark. You can consider this event to be a miracle.then he magically collects all species of animals,
FTFY. Arks can float on water for a really long time.keeps them on hiscruise ship[ark] for months if not a year or more,
Food isn't magic.magically keeps them fed,
Maybe they had separate enclosures? Otherwise, you can consider this event to be a miracle as well, as God could've directed them to peacefully coexist for the time being (or whatever divine explanation suits your fancy).magically prevents them from killing each other,
See above.magically keeps the predators from eating the prey,
It is not impossible to manage waste. Systems can be (and are) built.all while they are shitting and peeing all over.
The Bible doesn't say precisely how this was handled. Maybe there were initially lots of carcasses of dead animals for the predators to eat (while the prey populated faster)? Maybe the predators were kept on the ark longer than the prey? Who knows... or maybe it was another miracle.Then, he releases them on land and the predators apparently wait for decades for the prey to multiple before eating them.
Yep. That's what happened!And Christians are like "Yep. That's what happened!"![]()
I'm "all about science" whenever the subject matter is all about science, and I am "all about religion" whenever the subject matter is all about religion.It's actually pretty funny how you, @Into the Night and @gfm7175 claim to be all about science one minute and then, when your religious beliefs clearly fly in the face of scientific feasibility, you literally start pulling nonsense out of your asses without breaking stride.
All of you are playing tennis without the net.
you're an insane idiotic and historically inaccurate fool.Capitalism, representative democracy, natural philosophy and science are virtually completely unique to the West, and to some significant extent it's wrapped up with the legacy of Christian monotheism and the Protestant reformation. The rest of the world smuggled in these western innovations. You can't take a surgical scalpel and try to separate Western history and culture from it's Christian legacy.
Noah's Ark is a fable. More importantly, there is nothing in Christian doctrine and creed that requires you to believe the Noah story was literally true.Most of the aspects are quite reasonable, actually.
FTFY. Completely reasonable. People build things by themselves all the time. OR, maybe he had some help... He wasn't the only human in existence at that time...
What do you consider to be a "power tool"? Tools existed and were used. Animals existed and were used. Again, completely reasonable.
I doubt that Noah went around and gathered all of the relevant animals by his lonesome. I suspect that God directed all of them to board the ark. You can consider this event to be a miracle.
FTFY. Arks can float on water for a really long time.
Food isn't magic.
Maybe they had separate enclosures? Otherwise, you can consider this event to be a miracle as well, as God could've directed them to peacefully coexist for the time being (or whatever divine explanation suits your fancy).
See above.
It is not impossible to manage waste. Systems can be (and are) built.
The Bible doesn't say precisely how this was handled. Maybe there were initially lots of carcasses of dead animals for the predators to eat (while the prey populated faster)? Maybe the predators were kept on the ark longer than the prey? Who knows... or maybe it was another miracle.
Yep. That's what happened!
No backflips or gymnastics, just a reasonable extrapolation based on human life expectancy.The Old Testament doesn't say anything about the age of the Earth, you have to do backflips and gymnastics to come up with an interpretation, and even if it did who cares? Radiometric dating wasn't invented until the 1950, and the Bible is not a scientific report. Your outage is both misplaced and meaningless.
Bottom line: You are fortunate you grew up and inherited a western civilization in which science, capitalism, representative democracy were directly or indirectly a consequence of a Christian monotheistic legacy. A monotheism which viewed a lawfully designed universe to be the logical consequence of an all powerful law-giver.
Complaining about the western tradition and it's Christian legacy is a luxury for you, given that you didn't grow up in a world where Islam, Hinduism, Shamanism didn't take over and dominate the world.
As I said earlier, there are 20 different Biblical claims that fly in the face of what we know from science and physics and your answer for all of them is either ridiculous speculation (maybe there were carcases just laying around!) or to invoke your sky wizard as though the various laws of physics and scientific realities suddenly don't apply on Earth because the sky wizard somehow turns them off.Most of the aspects are quite reasonable, actually.
FTFY. Completely reasonable. People build things by themselves all the time. OR, maybe he had some help... He wasn't the only human in existence at that time...
What do you consider to be a "power tool"? Tools existed and were used. Animals existed and were used. Again, completely reasonable.
I doubt that Noah went around and gathered all of the relevant animals by his lonesome. I suspect that God directed all of them to board the ark. You can consider this event to be a miracle.
FTFY. Arks can float on water for a really long time.
Food isn't magic.
Maybe they had separate enclosures? Otherwise, you can consider this event to be a miracle as well, as God could've directed them to peacefully coexist for the time being (or whatever divine explanation suits your fancy).
See above.
It is not impossible to manage waste. Systems can be (and are) built.
The Bible doesn't say precisely how this was handled. Maybe there were initially lots of carcasses of dead animals for the predators to eat (while the prey populated faster)? Maybe the predators were kept on the ark longer than the prey? Who knows... or maybe it was another miracle.
Yep. That's what happened!
And science, along with reason and common sense, apparently ceases to exist when religion is involved.I'm "all about science" whenever the subject matter is all about science, and I am "all about religion" whenever the subject matter is all about religion.
What, exactly, aren't you grasping about this?
Asserting or suggesting, "There are no gods"
One of my social groups is comprised of Lutherans, I have never heard any of them say anything about atheists. Another social group I'm in are all non-theists and one almost can't get through one meeting without hearing something derogatory about Christians.The constant attacks on theists by atheists is as absurd as Trump constantly attacking Presidents Obama and Biden for incompetence.