Eggs on the train track

[Sammy Jankis]

Why are there eggs on the train track?

 

[DamnYankee]

This is your brain on drugs.

 

[Sammy Jankis]

Please vote. Only communists don't vote.

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

 

[DamnYankee]

I vote "no"; I'm with that Party.

 

[Sammy Jankis]

Thanks sm.

 

[Damocles]

Trains are cool.

 

[Bonestorm]

There are no eggs on the track. Jackasses.

 

[Sammy Jankis]

I always hated polls where questioning the premise of the question wasn't an option.

I have freed humanity from that annoyance. I am cooler than eggs on a train track, or snakes on a plane track.

 

[Damocles]

Where's the choice that says: "Eggs are cool when they violently explode under a train, and trains are cool."?

 

[Sammy Jankis]

Where's the choice that says: "Eggs are cool when they violently explode under a train, and trains are cool."?

My bad. I should have thought of that option.!

 

[DamnYankee]

This thread is gayer than purple boxers.

 

[Timshel]

It's an internationalist Jewish nationalist fascist Naugahyde conspiracy against white people who live in their mother's basement, of course.

 

[zappasguitar]

It's an internationalist Jewish nationalist fascist Naugahyde conspiracy against white people who live in their mother's basement, of course.

All of the faux leather in the world is conspiring to get you!

 

[Sammy Jankis]

It's an internationalist Jewish nationalist fascist Naugahyde conspiracy against white people who live in their mother's basement, of course.

Just the fact that you cannot bring yourself to type Noahide means it must be valid.

 

[Timshel]

Just the fact that you cannot bring yourself to type Noahide means it must be valid.

Sure I can, Nauga, uhh, naug... Noahide. In case you missed it (who am I kidding, of course you missed it), dumbfuck, part of the joke is that the conspiracy is incoherent and poorly defined. I have no clue what you are talking about when you babble on about Noahides and your other gibberish. I have asked you to explain them before and came to the conclusion that you have no clue what they are either. They are nothing but the hobgoblins and false fears of the delusional. For racists and xenophobes they serve the same purpose the Devil does in Christianity, i.e., to scare the children and feeble minded.

 

[DamnYankee]

Dick: you are feeble minded. And gay.

 

[Timshel]

Dick: you are feeble minded. And gay.

Ad hom. I win!

 

[DamnYankee]

Ad hom. I win!

According to Solitary, as long as it's true its not an insult. So sorry, you don't win.

 

[Don Quixote]

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