One Test Question for Forum Leftists to see if You're a Communist

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It's not fair to say all Socialists are Communists--even though many are, and they don't even know it--but, in practice, all Communists are also Socialists.

There's a really easy test you can take to determine whether you're a Communist. It consists of one question
and there is no "wrong" answer.

Ok, here we go:

Do you think that it would be great if we could someday transform America into a country where everyone,
including all businesses, shares all their wealth collectively and peacefully? It doesn't have to happen tomorrow,
next week, or even this century. It could take hundreds of years to achieve, but in your perfect world, is that ultimately what you'd like to see happen?

If you answered 'YES', then congratulations! You're officially a Communist. For those answering 'YES' there is
a gift to you being a slightly used Che Guevara T-shirt and a "get out of bread line free" pass. But don't forget,
the shirt gift doesn't belong to you. That shirt belongs to the community now, along with all your other stuff.
 
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ThatOwlWoman said:
Apparently the word that commies are no longer a thing is slow to reach the far caves of Appalachia.
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I know you're a coward who hides from me...

But GAWDAMN are you fucking stupid. I mean seriously, you're like @Jake Starkey level stupid.

Communism, Capitalism, and socialism explained;

Capitalism:

You have a cow. You sell the milk to feed your family.

Socialism:

You have a cow. The government sends men with guns to take the milk and gives you 5% of it. The rest is distributed to illegal aliens.

Communism.

You have a cow. The government sends men with guns who shoot the cow, throw the milk away, and you starve to death.
 
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Uncensored2008 said:
I know you're a coward who hides from me...

But GAWDAMN are you fucking stupid. I mean seriously, you're like @Jake Starkey level stupid.

Communism, Capitalism, and socialism explained;

Capitalism:

You have a cow. You sell the milk to feed your family.

Socialism:

You have a cow. The government sends men with guns to take the milk and gives you 5% of it. The rest is distributed to illegal aliens.

Communism.

You have a cow. The government sends men with guns who shoot the cow, throw the milk away, and you starve to death.
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More like:

Capitalism:

You have a cow. Your neighbor has a bull. You form a company with your neighbor and soon have a herd of cows and are getting rich selling the meat and milk. The government comes and arrests you for corrupt business practices and you rot in prison.

Socialism:

You have a cow. The government takes it. They have no one that can keep the cow alive so they slaughter it and give you some of the meat and milk. You die in abject poverty of starvation.

Communism:

You have a cow. The secret police take the cow. You are sent to a labor camp for being a capitalist and having a cow. You are worked to death building a mansion for the nation's leader.

Now, the assignment here is: Determine what was the common cause of your getting fucked in all three systems.
 
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Libhater said:
It's not fair to say all Socialists are Communists--even though many are, and they don't even know it--but, in practice, all Communists are also Socialists.

There's a really easy test you can take to determine whether you're a Communist. It consists of one question
and there is no "wrong" answer.

Ok, here we go:

Do you think that it would be great if we could someday transform America into a country where everyone,
including all businesses, shares all their wealth collectively and peacefully? It doesn't have to happen tomorrow,
next week, or even this century. It could take hundreds of years to achieve, but in your perfect world, is that ultimately what you'd like to see happen?

If you answered 'YES', then congratulations! You're officially a Communist. For those answering 'YES' there is
a gift to you being a slightly used Che Guevara T-shirt and a "get out of bread line free" pass. But don't forget,
the shirt gift doesn't belong to you. That shirt belongs to the community now, along with all your other stuff.
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^This stupid thinks he’s living in the 1950s and 1960s where there was a communist behind every bush.

Desperate fucking MAGATS everywhere. So much losing.
 
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domer76 said:
Nope, stupid fuck. Your obsession has fucked up what little mind you may have had.
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Latest look into who in the democrat party has the most TV and media exposure as being the most influential
democrats are socialists bernie sanders, AOC, and commie mamdani. So are you merely following their lead
or are you excited to know that the dem party is headed for outright Socialist/Communist leadership by
accepting all their anti American plans?
 
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domer76 said:
^This stupid thinks he’s living in the 1950s and 1960s where there was a communist behind every bush.

Desperate fucking MAGATS everywhere. So much losing.
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@Libhater , like most cult members has no clue about his subject. He obviously heard something on Faux Noos about "socialism being bad" so he thought he'd start a thread on it.

Now, faced with actual educated responses, he doesn't know what to do!
 
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Libhater said:
Latest look into who in the democrat party has the most TV and media exposure as being the most influential
democrats are socialists bernie sanders, AOC, and commie mamdani. So are you merely following their lead
or are you excited to know that the dem party is headed for outright Socialist/Communist leadership by
accepting all their anti American plans?
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"Latest look".

How fucking "scientific".

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Libhater said:
Latest look into who in the democrat party has the most TV and media exposure as being the most influential
democrats are socialists bernie sanders, AOC, and commie mamdani. So are you merely following their lead
or are you excited to know that the dem party is headed for outright Socialist/Communist leadership by
accepting all their anti American plans?
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I haven’t seen shit from Sanders or AOC in a long time. Neither represents me or the majority of Dems, either. Mamdani was just elected mayor of NYC and visited the Whitehouse and Trump. Whether you like it or not, cunt, that’s news.

Get some fucking counseling or medical help, tainstain. This is fucking consuming you.
 
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LurchAddams said:
@Libhater , like most cult members has no clue about his subject. He obviously heard something on Faux Noos about "socialism being bad" so he thought he'd start a thread on it.

Now, faced with actual educated responses, he doesn't know what to do!
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Fuck man, this asswipe is literally consumed with this thing. Scary fixation. On the verge of a violent meltdown type of obsession.
 
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Jake Starkey said:
Uncensored2008 is a
:creepy:
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Oh look, it's the little retarded Starkey kid...

iu
 
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domer76 said:
^This stupid thinks he’s living in the 1950s and 1960s where there was a communist behind every bush.

Desperate fucking MAGATS everywhere. So much losing.
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I know, right Comrade?

Poll: Two-Thirds of Democrats Now View Socialism Favorably - Here's How Americans View Capitalism​



www.foxnews.com

Socialist wave goes coast-to-coast as historic wins shake up the 2025 mayoral elections

The Democratic Socialists of America celebrated their biggest ballot victory yet as Zohran Mamdani won in New York City, while socialist Katie Wilson was elected to lead Seattle.
www.foxnews.com www.foxnews.com
 
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Libhater said:
It's not fair to say all Socialists are Communists--even though many are, and they don't even know it--but, in practice, all Communists are also Socialists.

There's a really easy test you can take to determine whether you're a Communist. It consists of one question
and there is no "wrong" answer.

Ok, here we go:

Do you think that it would be great if we could someday transform America into a country where everyone,
including all businesses, shares all their wealth collectively and peacefully? It doesn't have to happen tomorrow,
next week, or even this century. It could take hundreds of years to achieve, but in your perfect world, is that ultimately what you'd like to see happen?

If you answered 'YES', then congratulations! You're officially a Communist. For those answering 'YES' there is
a gift to you being a slightly used Che Guevara T-shirt and a "get out of bread line free" pass. But don't forget,
the shirt gift doesn't belong to you. That shirt belongs to the community now, along with all your other stuff.
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Does anyone take you seriously?!
 
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