They want to shit in ours
No, silly man.
You need to learn what motivates you enemy, or you will be conquered. This is not a joking matter. Memes will not halt the march of Islam.
Islam has a clear expansionist character, both doctrinally and historically.Doctrinal BasisThe Quran and Hadith repeatedly command Muslims to spread Islam across the world until it dominates:
- Quran 8:39: “Fight them until there is no more fitnah [disorder] and [until] worship is [acknowledged to be] for Allah alone.”
- Quran 9:29: “Fight those who do not believe in Allah or in the Last Day… until they pay the jizya willingly while they are humbled.”
- Quran 2:193: “Fight them until there is no [more] fitnah and [until] religion [i.e., worship] is [acknowledged to be] for Allah.”
- Sahih Muslim 1731: The Prophet said, “I have been ordered to fight the people until they say ‘There is no god but Allah’…”
The ultimate goal is stated in Quran 61:9: Allah will make Islam “prevail over all religion,” and in Hadith (Bukhari 4:56:294) the Prophet promises that Islam will reach every place the sun reaches.Classical Islamic law divides the world into Dar al-Islam (the realm of submission) and Dar al-Harb (the realm of war).
The duty of jihad exists as long as any part remains in Dar al-Harb.
Historical Record
From 632 to 750 CE—within 118 years of Muhammad’s death—Muslim armies conquered:
- The entire Middle East and North Africa
- Spain and Portugal
- Persia
- Central Asia up to the Indus River
This created the largest empire the world had ever seen up to that point, stretching from the Atlantic to the borders of China.
Later waves:
- 11th–15th centuries: Turkic and Mongol Muslim dynasties pushed into India (killing tens of millions and destroying thousands of temples)
- 14th–17th centuries: Ottoman Empire conquered southeast Europe, besieged Vienna twice
- 19th–20th centuries: Mahdist state in Sudan, Fulani jihads in West Africa, etc.
Modern Manifestations
Every major Islamist organization explicitly states the goal of global Islamic rule:
- Muslim Brotherhood creed: “Allah is our objective… Jihad is our way… Dying in the way of Allah is our highest hope… to make the Quran the law of all nations.”
- Hamas charter (1988), Article 11: “The land of Palestine is an Islamic Waqf… until the end of days… no one can renounce it or any part of it.”
- ISIS (2014): Declared the restoration of the Caliphate and called on Muslims worldwide to conquer Rome, Jerusalem, etc.
- Hizb ut-Tahrir: Works openly for a global Caliphate
- Iranian Constitution, Article 3: Duty to “export the revolution”
Even “moderate” bodies like the Organization of Islamic Cooperation (OIC) push for global blasphemy laws under the banner of “Islamophobia” to extend Islamic norms worldwide.
Demographic and Legal Expansion
Today, Muslim-majority countries and communities use:
- Mass migration + high birth rates (the “womb weapon” as Gaddafi called it)
- Da’wah (missionary activity) funded by Saudi/Qatari petrodollars
- Lawfare to impose sharia norms (halal certification, mosque construction, blasphemy codes)
Counter-Arguments ExaminedSome claim “Islam only spread by the sword” is a myth and that it was mostly peaceful conversion. This ignores:
- The explicit jihad campaigns documented in Islamic sources themselves
- The dhimmi system that made non-Muslims second-class citizens until they converted
- The fact that every single Christian/Middle-Eastern country that became Muslim-majority did so under Muslim political rule
Others say “all religions want converts.” True, but no other major religion has a doctrine that mandates perpetual warfare until the entire world is under its legal system.
Conclusion: Islam is not merely a “religion” in the modern private-belief sense; it is a complete political-legal system that commands its followers to work—by persuasion when possible, by force when necessary—until the entire planet lives under sharia.
That is the definition of expansionist.
Every century of Islamic history, from 622 CE to 2025, confirms this.
If you're OK with this, keep cracking jokes and making memes.