Yes, that's right. Allah's "Heaven" is called Jannah. Jannah is described as being a kingdom that is full of the most beauutiful objects imaginable: priceless jewels and structures, like buildings made of gold, rivers of fresh milk flow through the real, only the very best food and finest wines are served. In short, Glorious exquisitely splendorous and beautiful things are everywhere is everywhere, and every Muslim who is permitted to enter Jannah will want for nothing.
But this is precisely where the concept of Allah's personally designed and created "Jannah" is exposed as a cheap lie..
This is because Jannah is intended to be the Muslim version of Heaven. I Heaven is the domain of the Christian God. If you ask a Christian"Where is God?" They'll say, "In Heaven" If you then ask the Christian, "What is it like in Heaven?" They'll say, Heaven is a purely spiritual realm, it transcends the physical /material reality of we mortals here on Earth. It is only after our lives end than we can hope to experience God and the Kingdom of Heaven first-hand. So, in answer to your question, I have no idea whatsoever what H it is or would be like to be in God's Heaven is like.
The most ludicrous aspect of Islam is the promise that Allah makes in the Koran that men who have made themselves martyrs in the name of the greater glory of Allah, will be given 72 virgins to have sex with once they enter Jannah after their death. So how did this Bullshit end up in the Koran?
Wham the Prophet Mohammed was based in the city of Medina he became a Warlord. Eventually he sought to expand his armies so he could conquer his opponents more efficiently. But his recruitment drives were very disappointing, as young men did not want to be soldiers fighting battles in the 7th century as medieval warfare in the harsh desert landscapers of "Arabia" was extremely brutal, and the risk of losing one's life was high.
So, the prophet Mohammad (who was said to receive Allah's Divine word through the Archangel Gabriel, reveals to the scribes who copy down what Allah had to say (to Mohammad) that Allah has just told him that - as of now -every man who dies a martyr in his name (i.e. soldiers ,who die in battle fighting for the Glory of Allah) will be immediately transported to Jannah as soon as the sword or spear or mace or arrow, etc; has drawn the VERY FIRST DROP of blood from their bodies. (What this means is that if you are a Muslim soldier killed in battle by a blow from an enemy's Long - Sword, you will not suffer. This is because as soon as the VERY FIRST DROP of blood appears from the wound that will kill you, you will already be transported Jannah. And that's not all, once you were in Jannah, you would be given 72 beautiful young Virgin women (the actual number is disputed by scholars, but it is always a hell of a lot of young Virgins for any one man to need or have to service.
So, what is going on here? Firstly, there is no God who is Allah, nor was the Archangel Gabriel a messenger /go-between for Allah and Mohammed. The Koran was entirely made up by Mohammed - it is a work of fiction; a giant lie. For instance, it was not Allah who revealed that Muslim martyrs would be rewarded in Jannah with 72 virgins. Mohammad made this story up. Why? Because he desperately needed more young men to recruit as soldiers into his armies. And what do young, healthy men spend most of their time doing? The answer, of course, is fantasising about and chasing PUSSY in order to get laid. So, the promise from Allah (God) that they will all have more HOTTIE virgins to fuck in Jannah than they could ever hope for on Earth, is a very strong motivation for them to enlist as soldiers in Mohamed's military forces. They may die in battle, but they would be greeted in Jannah as "Martyrs" who were regarded by Allah as the most noble and honourable of his subjects. Not only would they r each receive 72 beautiful young Virgins for their own entertainment; they would also receive special, privileged treatment in all things in Jannah
THE "HOORI"






The young virgin that Allah himself "cooked up" for Jannah were called the HOORI. (Which sounds similar to the old English term, "Whore").
There are detailed descriptions of the HOORI throughout the sacred scripts of Islam. Here are some of their features...
THE PHYSICAL FEATURES OF THE "HOORI"
Much is made of their large, lustrous eyes.
They had ample circular (buxom) or "pointed " (i,e, "PERKY" Titties).
All of the "HOORI" had automatically --renewing HYMENS. When a Muslim male in Jannah screwed his first "Hoori" he would first have to "pop the Cherry" (break the Vaginal hymen) before enjoying a nice TIGHT fuck. When he climaxed (reached orgasm). As soon as he "pulled out" of the Hoori's "Va Jay-Jay" a new intact hymen would automatically be in place. This meant that every time he screwed one of his 72 Virgins, they would always (physically-speaking) be virgins and have a nice TIGH hole (And you have to admit it guys, there nothing better than a.... NICE....TIGHT.... HOLE, Right?
The HOORI would stay eternally young.
The HOORI did not: have "periods" (they did not menstruate); they did not shit; (and therefore had no "dingle-berries"); they did not urinate, they did not fart, or belch they did not have mucus (snot) in their noses, they did not vomit, and their Beavers did not smell "fishy. " In short, they had no offensive or disgusting bodily processes/products that might put a man off sex.
All of the 72 (or however many it was) only had eyes for their one husband. They were absolutely loyal to him and no one else.
A man's HOORI in Jannah were always eager to make love (have sex) and would obediently do whatever their Husbands told them to do. I guess that meant you could have your wicked way with them, for example, poke them up the ass or cum in their mouths, and so on!!
Another enticing quality of the HOORI is that they did not ever "NAG". Any male reading this who is married or has been in a long-term relationship with a female lover, will know that many women have a tendency to "NAG" their male partners;; and if you have been subjected to this, you will know that it can send a man " barking mad" in the way the "Chinese Water Torture" does !!
So where did a male Muslim in Jannah get the libido (male sexual drive/ energy to satisfy 72 beautiful, young virgins.? We are told that Allah provided each man in Jannah with a sex-drive that was the equivalent of what 100 young men would have on Earth. So, in Jannah, male Muslims, it seems, in a state of hyper-sexual arousal all the time. I seem to recall reading one source that said they had permanent erections. So, it seems that male Muslims in Jannah spend a hell of a lot of time fucking themselves stupid.
Jannah seems to have been a giant "celestial" brothel - something like a monumental version of Hugh Heffner's Playboy Mansion back in the day!!
The Koran mentions these HOORI in Jannah, and there is a lot of other material regarding them in the Hadith and other sections of Islam's sacred scriptures, so Muslims cannot deny this in any debate. (They simply refuse to discuss the issue in the first place).
One topic that I would like to debate with any Muslim is why was Jannah - a transcendent reality (like the Christian heaven) a place that encouraged male Muslims there to maximise their BODILY (SEXUAL) pleasure /through the experience of loveless, animal lust and fornication.
In Christianity, the Christian Heavan is not depicted as a sordid whorehouse. Nor are there any descriptions anywhere in the Bible of Heaven as a place stuffed with beautiful, WORLDLY, PYSICAL things; like diamonds, rubies, pearls gold, ivory, rivers of fine wine/ fresh milk, splendid garments, graceful flying horses, the HOORI, etc. There are no such physical/material object that are claimed to exist in Heaven, because Heaven is a transcendent SPIRITUAL realm. It cannot be crudely described like Jannah as a large collection of exceptionally beautiful Earthly (PHYSICAL) things, where males can literally spend eternity "Blowing their loads" in beautiful young women. This is one way we know that there is no such God as Allah, and the claim that the Koran was Allah's Divinely inspired word is nothing but a 100% crock of shit
Thank you for your time !
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