Oh, man. Such a nice try - but you just ended up looking like more of a douche.Your grandpa was a gang banger who banged your grandma and the same gang banger then banged banged your teenage mommy who was his daughter. So your grandpa is your daddy. .
Hey speaking of family - would you please ask your wife to quit calling me? Tell her it was a one time thing, we had some laughs but now it's over!