JPP Fantasy Football - Just Plain Politics, The Legend!

Alright, @Phantasmal - you have two players playing the 7pm game tonight, Meyers and JHeanty! If they get at least 110.4 points combined tonight, you will win!

It CAN happen!

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Seattle Reign Schools ChiefPhan: Grades Don't Lie!​

In a stunning display of fantasy prowess, Seattle Reign defeated ChiefPhan with a score of 172.40 to 77.70, securing the win early on Sunday. With a report card that reads A+ for Seattle Reign and an abysmal F for ChiefPhan, one has to wonder if ChiefPhan even bothered to show up for class this week!

Seattle Reign's shining star, Amon-Ra St. Brown, decided to show off by scoring 34.7 points, well above the 13.55 projection. Meanwhile, Sam LaPorta managed to be the worst player on Seattle Reign, scoring a laughable 4.1 points, which raises the question: did they even play? On the other side, ChiefPhan's best performer, Harold Fannin Jr., limped in with 7.3 points, just beating their projection of 5.47. And let's not even get started on Ashton Jeanty, who scored a pitiful 5.9 points against a projection of 15.38--did they forget to set their alarm?

With this win, Seattle Reign improves to a sparkling 2-0-0 and sits pretty at the top of the standings, while ChiefPhan is left floundering at 1-1-0 in fifth place. One might think ChiefPhan is auditioning for a role in a horror movie titled 'The Nightmare on Fantasy Street.' Can they turn things around, or are they destined to be the league's punching bag this season?

Next week, Seattle Reign will face off against Fourth Quarter, and they'll need to keep up their A+ performance if they want to maintain their lead. Meanwhile, ChiefPhan has a date with LifeIsGolden904, and they should probably consider investing in a new strategy--like, I don't know, actually scoring points? Good luck to both teams; you'll need it!
 
It's going to be a close one next week. I'm projected to lose by fractions of points. Will Lurch overcome adversity and stay undefeated?

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I know everyone hates the Chiefs, but I’ve been a fan since 1965 and we went 50 years without a Super Bowl. It felt good to finally have a win.
I don't hate them. They were the Seahawk's rivals when the Hawks were in the AFC, and I didn't like them then. But then they had Joe Montana for a year.

I think people are just tired of the Chiefs winning so much and want some new blood up top?
 
I don't hate them. They were the Seahawk's rivals when the Hawks were in the AFC, and I didn't like them then. But then they had Joe Montana for a year.

I think people are just tired of the Chiefs winning so much and want some new blood up top?
It’s the way we felt about the Cowboys and the New England Patriots!
 
It’s the way we felt about the Cowboys and the New England Patriots!
Well, no problem with that now - although both teams have improved this year, but after the Pats lost Brady? Whoa! They crashed, and hard! The Cowboys, too have struggled. They didn't even make the playoffs last year - looking better this year, though!
 
Well, no problem with that now - although both teams have improved this year, but after the Pats lost Brady? Whoa! They crashed, and hard! The Cowboys, too have struggled. They didn't even make the playoffs last year - looking better this year, though!
Bill Belichick moved to college football so he could find his next wife 😱🤭
 
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