You have a Winnepeg man who has 17 priors and had shoplifted a grocery store returning half an hour later to try and steal a car with the fob he found in a jacket he stole. The employees--eight of them--decided this wasn't going to happen and gave said thug some well deserved thump therapy including one worker using a hammer on him.
So, the thug, gets some liars... err, lawyers, and sues the grocery store and said employees for things like lost wages (the thug was unemployed so figure that one out). Then sues Uber for loss of income even though his car is sitting on blocks and undrivable and unlicensed, then the employees for trauma and "loss of joy" (I assume that later one means freedom to commit crimes making him happy).
Fresh produce, frozen peas, a gallon of milk, and the occasional felony beatdown.
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Canada definitely needs some invasion or maybe nuking or seven.