TDS ‘You Sound High As F**k!’

[Magats_Love_NHB]

‘Daily Show’ Unloads On Pam Bondi’s ‘Bulls**t’ Trump Claim: ‘You Sound High As F**k!’​

Michael Kosta said there’s “no way anybody could ever have been ready” for the attorney general’s fentanyl numbers.

‘Daily Show’ Unloads On Pam Bondi’s ‘Bulls**t’ Trump Claim: ‘You Sound High As F**k!’

Michael Kosta said there’s “no way anybody could ever have been ready” for the attorney general’s fentanyl numbers.

www.huffpost.com

“Daily Show” correspondent Michael Kosta roasted Attorney General Pam Bondi on Thursday over her bold claim that Donald Trump saved the lives of 258 million Americans due to fentanyl seizures since the start of his second term.
“258 million lives? What is happening here? At the rate Trump is saving lives, death will cease to exist by August,” Kosta joked.

Kosta noted that Bondi’s “outrageous” claim sprouted up Monday on Fox News when she credited the Drug Enforcement Administration for seizing 21 million fentanyl-laced pills, which she believed saved 21 million lives as a result.
Kosta, who joked about the figure being way off from the number of annual deaths due to fentanyl, then turned to a clip where Bondi “corrected herself” two days later on Fox News.
“Since he’s been in office, DEA has taken 22.2 million fentanyl pills off the streets,” she claimed. “This is 119 million lives Donald Trump has saved since January. Pretty remarkable.”

The comedian remarked that Bondi’s increased figure represents roughly one-third of the U.S. population.
“Are you on the fent because you sound high as fuck right now, OK?” he joked.
Bondi, in a Cabinet meeting on Wednesday, shifted further from her original claim.
″[The efforts] saved — are you ready for this, media? — 258 million lives,” she added.
Kosta said there’s “no way anybody could ever have been ready” for the figure, including Vice President JD Vance, who looked emotionless as he gently nodded after hearing the claim.
“I’ve never seen a man blink, ‘What the fuck is this woman talking about?’” Kosta quipped.
He then declared that Vance knows the claim is “bullshit.”
“He went to Yale, right? It’s no Harlem University, but they know math,” said Kosta in a nod to Trump’s confusing town hall response on Wednesday.

Check out Kosta’s Thursday monologue on “The Daily Show.”

 

[Magats_Love_NHB]

Pam Bondi said Trump saved 258 million of us from overdosing​

 

[Magats_Love_NHB]

 

[Nordberg]

Fentanyl is still crossing the border.

 

[Magats_Love_NHB]

Fentanyl is still crossing the border.

WHY IS TRUMP KILLING AMERICANS!? DEPORT HIM NOW!

 

[T. A. Gardner]

Pam Bondi said Trump saved 258 million of us from overdosing​

What? You're not going to admonish her for doing a "Nazi salute?"

 

[Magats_Love_NHB]

What? You're not going to admonish her for doing a "Nazi salute?"

What the fuck?

 

[T. A. Gardner]

I did not know that 75% of the population thinks Trump is a giant asshole and that they all use fentanyl!

 

[Magats_Love_NHB]

I did not know that 75% of the population thinks Trump is a giant asshole and that they all use fentanyl!

You still not following along. That's okay

 

[AProudLefty]

What? You're not going to admonish her for doing a "Nazi salute?"

Wut?

 

[T. A. Gardner]

You still not following along. That's okay

You posted the picture. 258 million Americans represents 75% of the population more or less and I can assume from the second part they all use Fentanyl...

 

[Magats_Love_NHB]

You posted the picture. 258 million Americans represents 75% of the population more or less and I can assume from the second part they all use Fentanyl...

That is why her statement is laughable.

 

[T. A. Gardner]

Wut?

And yes, he looks gayer than hell there!

 

[AProudLefty]

And yes, he looks gayer than hell there!

No clue what you are talking about. Surfing porn?

 

[T. A. Gardner]

No clue what you are talking about. Surfing porn?

No, making a joke. Doesn't count as Godwin's law violation since Nazi jokes are an allowable use of Nazis.

 

[AProudLefty]

I did not know that 75% of the population thinks Trump is a giant asshole and that they all use fentanyl!

 

[LichGold]

Isnt it annoying when the NAMBLAcrat party posts Pam Bondy videos with no fking videos?

Besides that there's a high likelihood their links would just take you to BTS Kpop videos, you're like, "aww yeah, pam bondy time." And then.... nothin....

WTF?

OP is a faggot.

 

[Nordberg]

What? You're not going to admonish her for doing a "Nazi salute?"

Goes with the territory. The last presidential meeting was like a Kim meeting. He expects people to grovel and tell him how great he is. Trump and his admin lie as they exhale. It works on you rightys. It disgusts people who want the democracy to survive.

 

[LichGold]

Goes with the territory. The last presidential meeting was like a Kim meeting. He expects people to grovel and tell him how great he is. Trump and his admin lie as they exhale. It works on you rightys.(Sic) It disgusts people who want the democracy to survive.

If Tammany Hall is "the democracy" fk the fking democracy.

Anyone got a pope on a stick?


Here's the pope NAMBLAcrats want.
Jerry Sandusky - Bieber pumper #1

 

[Nordberg]

What? You're not going to admonish her for doing a "Nazi salute?"

You are not going to stop changing the subject.