Who’d a thunk Zelensky’d scamper afore Trump’s gilded perch only to catch a verbal blunderbuss from the MAGA potentate whilst libtardian scribes ululate their ChristHitler caterwauls? Yon Ukrainian ingrate’s bombast of “we endured” doth clang hollow when his coffers brim with Yankee largesse. Trump’s “thou hast naught” rejoinder smote that mendicant’s codswallop. Verily, history quaketh. Thy Putin-pope phantasmagoria doth pale beside Zelensky’s folly, a knave too obtuse to genuflect. Swill thy tears, mooncalves. Trump reigneth whilst thy Trumpamengele dirges gutter out.