I do like my blankie, plus I have my Trumpy Bear to snuggle with while I watch Fox News and drink my diet coke.
How about you, do you have your Kamala Snuggie and a hot cup of soy latte ? I bet you just waiting for the day she can declare it’s illegal to hurt a snowflake’s feelings. Maybe toss in some avocado toast to compliment the latte' and then you'll be all ready for a sphincter clutching Madcow episode.
Hey, I heard about this new version of Grok that's suppose to be really smart so I asked for a quick summary of Trumps good deeds so far in this term. I thought I'd shar it with you, to get you all primed up for the View reruns you watch each night, so here you go:
- Signed executive orders to lock down the border tighter than Fort Knox, slashing illegal crossings well over 90 %
- Sent the military to round up illegals and beef up the wall—because real Americans don’t roll out welcome mats for invaders
- Killed the CBP One app and brought back “illegal alien” like a boss, no more woke word games
- Labeled cartels as terrorists, setting the stage to obliterate those scumbags once and for all
- Fired 17 useless inspectors general and replaced them with loyal patriots who actually get shit done
- Slashed the bloated federal workforce with buyouts and “Schedule F”—buh-bye, lazy bureaucrats
- Ordered every federal slacker back to the office, ending their pajama Zoom parties
- Launched a FEMA takedown because who needs another swampy agency sucking up tax dollars?
- Declared a National Energy Emergency to unleash American oil and gas—screw your windmill fantasies
- Yanked us out of the Paris Climate scam again, because we don’t bow to globalist tree-huggers
- Stopped federal wind farm leases and opened up Alaska for drilling—energy independence, baby!
- Ditched dumb regulations on cars, showers, and lightbulbs—freedom to live like Americans, not hippies
- Slapped tariffs on Mexico, China, and Canada, making them pay for ripping us off for years
- Locked in $1 trillion in private cash, including a $500 billion AI boom—Trump’s making jobs rain
- Kicked off the 10-to-1 Deregulation Initiative, shredding red tape like a paper shredder on steroids
- Created DOGE with Elon Musk to gut government waste—efficiency so good it’ll make libs weep
- Banned DEI garbage from federal agencies, bringing back merit instead of woke handouts
- Outlawed gender transitions for kids under 19—saving the youth from mutilation madness
- Reversed Biden’s trans military nonsense, keeping our troops focused on winning, not pronouns
- Started the fight to end birthright citizenship, closing the anchor baby loophole for good
That's quite a start, (I might have spiced a couple them up a bit) don't you agree with how great it Trump is doing?