Whats with all the Earth quakes?

Thorn said:
Although this thread has been a fun read, I read a couple of weeks ago that seismologists say that the present activity, at least up until that time which included Haiti and Chile, is not out of the ordinary. What may be unusual is the number of populated areas on land that are affected, but geologically speaking that is irrelevant.
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quit being logical... we all know it is mad made global warming causing this...
 
There is a terrible war going on between the gnomes and fairies inside the Earth! The earthquakes we have been experiencing, are a result of their bombs. It's really a sad time we live in when the pleasant gnomes and fairies inside the earth are fighting. I think Obama should do something!
 
Hey, I wonder why the scientists haven't told us yet how much extra CO2 got pumped into the atmosphere by the volcano?

Maybe crypiss knows? Or Evince? Yeah, that'd be the day
 
Dixie said:
There is a terrible war going on between the gnomes and fairies inside the Earth! The earthquakes we have been experiencing, are a result of their bombs. It's really a sad time we live in when the pleasant gnomes and fairies inside the earth are fighting. I think Obama should do something!
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Bullshit!!! :palm:

Everyone knows that faries live abovr ground and that the gnomes are the ones that sell their inventions to the Dwarves.
The earthquakes are a result of the war between the Dwarves and the Mountain Trolls.
 
USFREEDOM911 said:
Sure shut down flights in or out of Europe; HUH!!
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We had a guy from a company called Tekelec in North Carolina over this week doing some upgrade work on some comms equipment for us. He wanted to get to Holland to do some work in Amsterdam next week, but couldn't fly so we managed to sort out a ferry from Hull to Rotterdam for him. He was very lucky to get it as most of the crossings are booked solid.
 
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tom prendergast said:
We had a guy from a company called Tekelec in North Carolina over this week doing some upgrade work on some comms equipment for us. He wanted to get to Holland to do some work in Amsterdam next week, but couldn't fly so we managed to sort out a ferry from Hull to Rotterdam for him. He was very lucky to get it as most of the crossings are booked solid.
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I just thought isn't that Southern Man country?
 
Iranian Ayatollah Knows Where They Come From

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/new...arns-iran-cleric/story-fn3dxity-1225854907773

Extramarital sex fuels earthquakes, warns Iran cleric
From correspondents in Tehran From: AFP April 17, 2010 4:13PM

A SENIOR Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported today.

"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at overnight prayers in Tehran.

"Calamities are the result of people's deeds," he was quoted as saying by reformist Aftab-e Yazd newspaper....
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T&A said:
I don't get this. I'm so hot that when I walk around dressed inappropriately, people are constantly led astray, and numerous women proposition me... It can't just be a woman thing!!
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I know, but an ayatollah, aren't they like always right? :cof1: Do they use oracle bones or tea leafs?
 
Annie said:
I know, but an ayatollah, aren't they like always right? :cof1: Do they use oracle bones or tea leafs?
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I dunno. In my case, they use lipstick, low-cut shirts, vulgar language, and myriad other techniques to get my attention when they see me dressed to kill...
 
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