President Trump confirms he's just had a phone call with Putin. The two countries will immediately begin negotiations to end the war in Ukraine

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[Lionfish]

 

[Diogenes]

And just like that, the Democrats will oppose peace.

 

[BartenderElite]

He can't even announce something good without wildly exaggerating.

"Millions of people?"

 

[Diogenes]

He can't even announce something good without wildly exaggerating. "Millions of people?"

Don't worry, Barfly. I feel confident he'll be able to live without your approval.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

Neville Chamberlain.
Donald Trump.
Same thing.

 

[Diogenes]

Soon.

 

[Diogenes]

Neville Chamberlain.

Neville Chamberlain.

You.

One already dead, one soon will be.

Same thing.