PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
No, the gym memberships will not be paid for. Instead we will have government run gym exchanges. You may opt to go into these establishments to work out for 'free'. You simply need to provide proof that you are a Democrat and thus worthy of a handout, provide dna for testing purposes, fill out 17 forms upon entry into the establishment each time you go, stand in line for 45 minutes per machine/weights you wish to use... but do not forget to get each of your exercises approved by the 75 member government panel (all of whom will make six figures and gain an insane pension that is unsustainable). Because if they don't approve it then you are not allowed to 'choose' that particular workout.
In turn we will then charge a surtax on all private gyms of $7000 month to subsidize the salaries of all the government panel members and the 'free' gym memberships of the select democrats we deem worthy of the handout.
for a slight fee you can hire someone in a third world country to exercise and diet for you.....they call it cap and fade.....