Dixie - In Memoriam
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This latest thing with Palin has got me rolling in the floor laughing with beer shooting out my nose (ROFLWBSOMN!) It's just typical of the loony left! They couldn't pin any kind of ethics scandal on her... they couldn't destroy her reputation by attacking her family with tabloid-style rumors... they ran her out of the governors seat with the harassing attempts to bring her down... they spoof her weekly on their comedy shows... they even cozy up to beltway republican elites, whom they revile the most, in order to smear her at every opportunity.... and now they have resorted to this! She made notes on her hand before a speech and subsequent Q&A to follow. Nothing huge, she didn't have a secret love child with another man while her husband lay at home dying of cancer... she didn't get drunk and drive her car off a bridge and let someone drown... didn't rent her home out to a male prostitution ring... didn't "forget" to file her income taxes... she didn't even have sex with her intern... nope, she just wrote a few words on her hand before a speech! She's clearly unelectable!
Hey liberals... I bet you can find that Palin sometimes blows her nose on a paper napkin instead of a tissue! Wouldn't THAT be a scandal! I mean, it would really show everyone what a neanderthal knuckledragger she really is... a paper napkin instead of a tissue, hmpf! Probably cooks her food over an open pit somewhere, right?
And then, there is the ever-hysterical fear from the left, which they try to hide by swearing up and down they aren't the least bit worried about this 'airhead beauty pageant winner', where they can't seem to comprehend she hasn't announced a run for the presidency in 2012. I guess this isn't surprising, they couldn't seem to comprehend she wasn't running for president in 2008! You'll recall how they kept making comparisons to her and Obama, claiming that she really hoped geezer McCain croaked, and she would be president.
Now you would think, with their party on the proverbial ropes, their precious health care plans thwarted and doomed, cap and trade may as well be dead too, continual declines in their already waning poll numbers, and no real signs of economic growth and prosperity on the horizon to save them in the mid-terms.... you would think they could find more important things to focus on than Sarah Palin's palm.
Hey liberals... I bet you can find that Palin sometimes blows her nose on a paper napkin instead of a tissue! Wouldn't THAT be a scandal! I mean, it would really show everyone what a neanderthal knuckledragger she really is... a paper napkin instead of a tissue, hmpf! Probably cooks her food over an open pit somewhere, right?
And then, there is the ever-hysterical fear from the left, which they try to hide by swearing up and down they aren't the least bit worried about this 'airhead beauty pageant winner', where they can't seem to comprehend she hasn't announced a run for the presidency in 2012. I guess this isn't surprising, they couldn't seem to comprehend she wasn't running for president in 2008! You'll recall how they kept making comparisons to her and Obama, claiming that she really hoped geezer McCain croaked, and she would be president.
Now you would think, with their party on the proverbial ropes, their precious health care plans thwarted and doomed, cap and trade may as well be dead too, continual declines in their already waning poll numbers, and no real signs of economic growth and prosperity on the horizon to save them in the mid-terms.... you would think they could find more important things to focus on than Sarah Palin's palm.