Trump Voters Are You Going to Buy Trump Sneakers to Help Him With His Legal Expenses?

Are you planning to buy Trump Sneakers?

  • Hachie Machie! YES!! Sign me UP!!!

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LurchAddams

There Can be Only One!
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https://www.npr.org/2024/02/19/1232438349/donald-trump-golden-high-top-sneakers

"At a sneaker conference in Philadelphia over the weekend, former president Donald Trump unveiled his latest pitch — and it wasn't a stump speech.

The businessman-turned-politician debuted a new line of gleaming, golden sneakers called Never Surrender High-Tops, which sell online for $399 a pair.

"This is something I've been talking about for 12 years, 13 years, and I think it's going to be a big success," Trump said to the crowd at Sneaker Con Philadelphia."
 
I hear the golden color is synthesized from Russian Hooker pee! For $1000 more, you can buy the tape of the manufacturing process!
 
Hey Trumppers! For $100.00 Trump will piss on you.

If he advertised this he could pay off his 500,000,000 in judgments quickly!
 
I hear the golden color is synthesized from Russian Hooker pee! For $1000 more, you can buy the tape of the manufacturing process!

You have been watching WAY too much internet porn... I'm not saying you're wrong, but if you know that, you are spending WAY too much time surfing porn...
 
You have been watching WAY too much internet porn... I'm not saying you're wrong, but if you know that, you are spending WAY too much time surfing porn...

I am sure you would pony up $100 for a little Trump piss.

A turd might cost to much for your bracket, but I know you long for one.
 
They do not exist. If you fork over 400 bucks, they say you will get the shoes delivered in August, or so. They will be made in China like almost all of the Trump overpriced crap. They are not guaranteeing that they will look like the models Trump was holding. There are very similar shoes available for under 20 bucks. Trump gleefully exploits his followers. He has no respect for them at all. A conman can never care about his marks.
 
No...But I may one day send PATRIOT TRUMP some money.

Sue Me if you must.

I will judge U.

Another MAGA moron in the cult.

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Lurch is going to buy a pair of Kamala's Golden Knee pads to save his knees in those special moments with Dementia Joe.

You're not nearly as funny as you think you are, ExcessLies. More like pathetic.
Now, shouldn't you be sucking Trump's dick rather than posting lame comments?


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