Boebert blames divorce for jackass behavior

Doc Dutch said:
How about to a drive-in movie?.....or were those before you time? :)
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I had a couple of memorable dates at drive ins. Well maybe more.

I saw ‘Airplane’ at a drive in. My date said it was the dumbest movie ever. That was the last date. The other one ☝️ s not suitable. ;)
 
Diesel said:
Nah, I'm just roasting your white cracker ass to death since the sun, malt liquor, and half-smoked cigarettes you find on the ground are taking a little too long to end your pointless life. You get your clothes out of a donation bin from the parking lot of a Savers or a Ross or a Dollar Tree or something. You do as your forebears did. You root through garbage and try to survive like the white trash you are.
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My forebears built this country, you pussy faggot. If it wasn't for them, you'd be competing for food with bears and coyotes and wildcats.

What's your ancestry, boy?
 
ExpressLane said:
Bobert was just checking the size of his package out. Most Democrat packages are undersized and she didn't want to waste her time.
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Good thing she wasn't with Mr. Tiny Penis. That search for his dick would have taken a couple of hours to no avail.
 
Lionfish said:
Good thing she wasn't with Mr. Tiny Penis. That search for his dick would have taken a couple of hours to no avail.
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Concart said:
I never brought a blanket to a theater you fucking lowlife hillbilly
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I've never even heard of it. I can't tell if he means he brought a blanket or the "theater" provided "little blankets". Matt Dillon is the lowest class of white trash on JPP.
 
Matt Dillon said:
I reckon you never got a handjob or head in a theater either, then.

Sucks to be you! :awesome:

We did that in my day. Get a seat in the back 2 rows.

Last time I went to a theater, Herman was fished out in about 5 minutes in. That wasn't THAT long ago, either.

I doubt it was a thing isolated to solely my neighborhood. However, it was prevalent in my neighborhood, and the last girl I took to the theater was from there...basically.
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Both you and the women you know are low class gutter trash. I haven't taken my dick out in a movie theater since I was in high school. And anyway, we're taking about an actual theatre. Are you like Lauren Boebert and have never seen the inside of one?
 
Matt Dillon said:
My forebears built this country, you pussy faggot. If it wasn't for them, you'd be competing for food with bears and coyotes and wildcats.

What's your ancestry, boy?
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I don't believe you. If your people haven't been able to claw your way out of the swamp for hundreds of years, then you are swamp people and doomed to stay exactly where you belong. The world takes all types, but I could never imagine being a worthless, uncultured, uneducated, illiterate redneck like you are.
 
leaningright said:
Did you just get called a Yankee “wop?” I haven’t heard that racial term since Moby Dick was a minnow. Wow…
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Nifty is literally decrepit. His vocabulary and perspective are so ancient that I can hardly understand him. Yet he refuses to adapt or learn. He's a curmudgeon. Ask him anything about "broads".
 
Diesel said:
Nifty is literally decrepit. His vocabulary and perspective are so ancient that I can hardly understand him. Yet he refuses to adapt or learn. He's a curmudgeon. Ask him anything about "broads".
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Yet they're more a part of America than you.
 
Diesel said:
I don't believe you. If your people haven't been able to claw your way out of the swamp for hundreds of years, then you are swamp people and doomed to stay exactly where you belong. The world takes all types, but I could never imagine being a worthless, uncultured, uneducated, illiterate redneck like you are.
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You don't have to believe me, but that's the facts, dumbass.

The salient point is that you're talking shit far beyond your station. You need to know your role and stick to it.

Even if it is being a men's room Glory Hole Queen.
 
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