I'm still chuckling at the reference to the funeral "non-invitation"...
...chuckling because you're vacuous and unintelligent.
"Ivana was a glamorous woman with a penchant for younger men, skiing, and dancing. Her funeral attracted socialites from New York City, Palm Beach, and Europe.
The well-heeled crowd gathered outside St. Vincent Ferrer Church in the sweltering heat, clutching their funeral invitations to present to police officers and Secret Service agents at the doors."