Nomad
Every trumper is a N4T.
To begin the show maybe Joe can hit Lurch over the head with a ball peen hammer as Lurch says......." Yoooou Rannnnnnnnng"
Then Trump could enter from the wings, dressed as one of those old timey NYC street corner paper boys, with an armload of documents stamped TOP SECRET, waving them around yelling....
"EXTRY EXTRY, READ ALL ABOUT IT!!!!
US NATIONAL SECURITY SECRETS!!!
HIGHEST BIDDER GETS 'EM!!!!"