ExpressLane
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You fell for it Blackie. Admit it.You fell for Dr whitey's fake news
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BREAKING NEWS! Trump turned himself in TODAY
- Thread starter ExpressLane
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Awesome! Trump trolled their asses AGAIN!
You fell for it.
The fake Jew is not very bright
Guno צְבִי
We fight, We win, Am Yisrael Chai
Sources familiar with the case have told US media that the former president is being charged with falsifying business records in the first degree - a felony under US law.
Althea
Althea told me...
Nobody believes it, because trump needs the photo op.That is the best thing about it the Dems wont believe it.
Otherwise, nobody will send him their food stamp money
Where's the mugshot?
ExpressLane
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Doubt that. New York can't enforce US Federal law only New York law.Sources familiar with the case have told US media that the former president is being charged with falsifying business records in the first degree - a felony under US law.
If the state of New York can enforce Federal law then the state of Texas can enforce Federal immigration law. I'm good with that.
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ExpressLane
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You crapped your panties, admit it.
ExpressLane
Verified User
He was in on the joke.
That's your liberal DA's way, isn't it?
Lightbringer
Loves Me Some Souls
Trump went in secretly today and turned himself in. He has already been released on his own recognizance. No handcuffs either. They avoided all the press hoopla that way. That is how the Secret Service planned it. Sorry Trump destroyed your little party.
Prove it.
Althea
Althea told me...
Over what?
Don't you think most of us here had played similar jokes on April 1?
We're just better at it than you are.
You project your own little obsessions onto others here, as we point and laugh at you.
Looks like the joke is on you.
Althea
Althea told me...
LOL. Your friends are so dumb you had to give them warning?
floridafan
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New York will spend millions of dollars only to end up giving him a 200,000 dollar fine. IF THAT! DJT prolly carries that kinda chump change around in his shoe!
You don't get fined for a criminal indictment, Einstein!
Did you not know this whole thread was an April fools day joke? You did know it was April 1st the day he posted the thread right?
Did you not know this whole thread was an April fools day joke? You did know it was April 1st the day he posted the thread right?
Did you report ExLax AKA Doktor HCQ Killer for posting in the Current Events, Fat Boy?....or do you only do that to people you hate?
Things like this are allowed ONCE a year on April fools day if they are done in good taste. If not the mods would have taken it down,...BUT THEY DIDNT. Ding ding ding...get a clue. You SHOULD KNOW that,.....but you dont. Silly guy you......
The OP and its author are among the dumbest things I've seen here at JPP so far. Damo did a far better April Fool's joke last year.
Anyone who knows the slightest thing about #TRE45ON knows that he would *never* do something secretively like that. He wants the media spotlight so he can whip up his dumbass stooges, like ExLax, into a frenzy.