Things not used to kill kids!

[Jarod]

Things not used to kill kids:
*Books. *Drag Queens. *Pronouns. *Statue of David

 

[SmarterthanYou]

Things not used to kill kids:
*Books. *Drag Queens. *Pronouns. *Statue of David

somewhere, out there in the world, i'm reasonably sure that at least one kid has been killed by being smashed in the head with a book, or a small statue.

 

[zymurgy]

nobody kills them with butt plugs either, so I guess Democrats now want that included in elementary education too

 

[Saint Guinefort]

nobody kills them with butt plugs either, so I guess Democrats now want that included in elementary education too

Nah, they can achieve the same thing by bringing a GOP legislator in to talk to the class.

 

[Saint Guinefort]

somewhere, out there in the world, i'm reasonably sure that at least one kid has been killed by being smashed in the head with a book, or a small statue.

...wielded by a drag queen.

 

[Jarod]

somewhere, out there in the world, i'm reasonably sure that at least one kid has been killed by being smashed in the head with a book, or a small statue.

Ok but it’s very rare.

 

[T. A. Gardner]

Things not used to kill kids:
*Books. *Drag Queens. *Pronouns. *Statue of David

Wouldn't that depend on how the word "kill" is used as a metaphor?

 

[AProudLefty]

somewhere, out there in the world, i'm reasonably sure that at least one kid has been killed by being smashed in the head with a book, or a small statue.

Was it a yuge tome or statue?

 

[Jarod]

Wouldn't that depend on how the word "kill" is used as a metaphor?

No, not a metaphor.

 

[AProudLefty]

Wouldn't that depend on how the word "kill" is used as a metaphor?

Good point. That would explain you guys.

 

[AProudLefty]

nobody kills them with butt plugs either, so I guess Democrats now want that included in elementary education too

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