Manhattan DA Announces Plan To Get Trump Elected In 2024
MANHATTAN, NY — Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg has announced a brilliant new plan to get Trump elected President in 2024.
"I will stop at absolutely nothing to put Trump back in the White House where he belongs," said Mr. Bragg. "I'm about to charge up his base like you've never seen!"
Mr. Bragg had carefully waited until the moment he could give Trump the biggest political boost to push forward with an indictment. "Check and mate, libs," laughed Mr. Bragg as he pulled on a MAGA hat. "I've already put in my request to be Trump's Transportation Secretary, I hear it's super easy. 2024, here we come!"
After lawyers of every political allegiance agreed there was no criminal case against Trump over hush money paid during his 2016 campaign, Mr. Bragg knew taking the hopeless case was his big chance. "The optics of Democrats indicting, even handcuffing Trump on charges that have no chance of sticking - what more could the Trump campaign ask for?" said MSNBC's Rachel Maddow. "Mr. Bragg might be the most brilliant Republican strategist this century. He's playing chess while the rest of us are out here playing checkers."
At publishing time, Governor Ron DeSantis was wondering what sort of crime he needed to be indicted for to keep pace with Trump.
https://babylonbee.com/news/manhattan-da-announces-plan-to-get-trump-elected-in-2024
The Ruby-Red Rubicon
The Never-Caesar patriciate in Ancient Rome made up life-threatening charges against the man who added what is now France, Spain, Holland, Belgium, and England to the Empire.
Will history repeat itself in Neo-Classical America?
Musk could be correct. This charge is a convoluted cockamamie case that will be thrown out or appealed and thrown out. I only say appealed and thrown out because New York's political judges might let it go forward. But this case will ultimately be thrown out.
Why are you always talking about mowing down or KILLING people in here? Good thing I saved all those posts of yours to turn over. tic tic tic tic....
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How is saying someone should watch their own ass in any way talking about mowing down or killing anyone?
Why are you always talking about mowing down or KILLING people in here? Good thing I saved all those posts of yours to turn over. tic tic tic tic....
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Lexington LoomingStone
I very much look forward to November and the calamity that will follow.....
The D's will come away with STUNNING losses. As per normal,... even after spending a year and a half crying and screaming about the treasonous insurrectionists and how horrible and unAmerican they are not to accept our sacred election results they will INSTANTLY forget all they have said and begin....... rioting in the streets, claiming foul play, looting and burning buildings, injuring and even killing innocent Americans, accusing the right of rigging the elections. Honestly,.........is there really a single shred of doubt that they wont act just that way? Nope,....not a bit. The good thing is then they can all be tried and imprisoned or hung for treason just like they have been wanting to do for almost 2 years now. Or maybe even just shot down in the street like dogs. You know,......like they have been saying has been needed. Be careful what you wish for.......
https://www.justplainpolitics.com/s...to-November-and-the-calamity-that-will-follow