Thank the flying Spaghetti Monster I'm a liberal

Concart

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I care more about the war on women's rights than I do about Hunter Biden's laptop. I believe my own eyes about January 6th, not a lying scumbag like Tucker Carlson. I don't need a gun to make me a man. I'm not stupid enough to suggest we shouldn't raise the debt ceiling. I support Ukraine in their war against a despotic war criminal, instead of supporting the criminal. I don't lose sleep at night thinking a transgender drag queen is trying to convert five year olds. I can accept the reality of history instead of trying to rewrite it. I don't make fun of the disabled, or POWs. I'm not stupid enough to believe building a wall will keep anyone from crossing the border. I'm not afraid of gays. I'm not afraid of Muslims. I'm not afraid of Mexicans, or Asians, or black people. I don't believe I'm entitled to anything EXCEPT those things that I am (entitlements). I believe closing the wage/wealth gap is GOOD for the country, not bad. I don't think a billionaire is going to starve if we take a little more money from him. I don't get a hard on listening to Jim Jordan make an ass of himself. I know the election wasn't stolen. I believe in science and medicine, not voodoo and Joe Rogan. I understand that regulations are designed to protect people from predatory companies like SVB and Norfolk Southern. I recognize a con man when I see one, and I don't belong to a cult. I treat my wife as an equal. I don't spend my days looking for things to be angry about. I don't threaten people that disagree with me. I recognize that institutional racism is real.

Yep, I thank whatever fake deity you pray to that I have a brain, a heart, and empathy. I don't cower in fear every single day of my life. I win.
 
I care more about the war on women's rights than I do about Hunter Biden's laptop. I believe my own eyes about January 6th, not a lying scumbag like Tucker Carlson. I don't need a gun to make me a man. I'm not stupid enough to suggest we shouldn't raise the debt ceiling. I support Ukraine in their war against a despotic war criminal, instead of supporting the criminal. I don't lose sleep at night thinking a transgender drag queen is trying to convert five year olds. I can accept the reality of history instead of trying to rewrite it. I don't make fun of the disabled, or POWs. I'm not stupid enough to believe building a wall will keep anyone from crossing the border. I'm not afraid of gays. I'm not afraid of Muslims. I'm not afraid of Mexicans, or Asians, or black people. I don't believe I'm entitled to anything EXCEPT those things that I am (entitlements). I believe closing the wage/wealth gap is GOOD for the country, not bad. I don't think a billionaire is going to starve if we take a little more money from him. I don't get a hard on listening to Jim Jordan make an ass of himself. I know the election wasn't stolen. I believe in science and medicine, not voodoo and Joe Rogan. I understand that regulations are designed to protect people from predatory companies like SVB and Norfolk Southern. I recognize a con man when I see one, and I don't belong to a cult. I treat my wife as an equal. I don't spend my days looking for things to be angry about. I don't threaten people that disagree with me. I recognize that institutional racism is real.

Yep, I thank whatever fake deity you pray to that I have a brain, a heart, and empathy. I don't cower in fear every single day of my life. I win.
But you are a moton Uber Eats driver that begs for tips to make his rent.
 
I care more about the war on women's rights than I do about Hunter Biden's laptop. I believe my own eyes about January 6th, not a lying scumbag like Tucker Carlson. I don't need a gun to make me a man. I'm not stupid enough to suggest we shouldn't raise the debt ceiling. I support Ukraine in their war against a despotic war criminal, instead of supporting the criminal. I don't lose sleep at night thinking a transgender drag queen is trying to convert five year olds. I can accept the reality of history instead of trying to rewrite it. I don't make fun of the disabled, or POWs. I'm not stupid enough to believe building a wall will keep anyone from crossing the border. I'm not afraid of gays. I'm not afraid of Muslims. I'm not afraid of Mexicans, or Asians, or black people. I don't believe I'm entitled to anything EXCEPT those things that I am (entitlements). I believe closing the wage/wealth gap is GOOD for the country, not bad. I don't think a billionaire is going to starve if we take a little more money from him. I don't get a hard on listening to Jim Jordan make an ass of himself. I know the election wasn't stolen. I believe in science and medicine, not voodoo and Joe Rogan. I understand that regulations are designed to protect people from predatory companies like SVB and Norfolk Southern. I recognize a con man when I see one, and I don't belong to a cult. I treat my wife as an equal. I don't spend my days looking for things to be angry about. I don't threaten people that disagree with me. I recognize that institutional racism is real.

Yep, I thank whatever fake deity you pray to that I have a brain, a heart, and empathy. I don't cower in fear every single day of my life. I win.

You're not a liberal, you're an authoritarian right-wing asshat. In fact you're not even that, you're a semi-useful idiot for authoritarian right-wing asshats.
 
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