Top reasons to buy an electric car instead of a gas vehicle. MAGA wets panties.

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So pushing these wimpy tin cans is all about the ruling class's war on manliness. Green is yellow.

Tesla Model 3 Best electric car overall
Tesla Features:
132 MPGe (miles per gallon of gasoline-equivalent)
Estimated charging cost per year: $500
Up to 334 miles on a single charge
Max speed: 145 mph
Accelerate from 0-60 mph in 4.2 seconds
Max power: 430 hp
Full self-driving capability (autopilot, auto lane change, autopark, and more) with a $12,000 upgrade
Price: $40,390 (rear wheel drive), $56,390 (dual-motor, AWD)
The Tesla Model 3 was one of the top-selling electric cars of 2022, with good reason. It combines functionality with innovation at a higher price point. Cars usually depreciate in value over time but used Tesla prices show the opposite.
I once ordered a Lyft, and the driver showed up in a Model 3. I had no idea how to open the door. I didn't know right away that you had to press one side, and the other popped open as a handle. Once I was inside, I was blown away by the comfort of the car, the roof that took panoramic to another level, and the large touchscreen that the driver was using to navigate.
The car has futuristic features, like autopark and auto lane change (part of the $12,000 upgrade to full self-driving capability). It's expensive but a solid investment with some cool perks.
Take the Tesla key card, for example. It's a sleek black card that fits perfectly into your wallet: Forget your keys no longer! If you have more than one Tesla, spanning different models, you can use your one specific key card to unlock them all. If you lose the key card, you can delete it from the car and order a replacement for $25.
Say you forget to tap your card on your Tesla to lock it -- the car has a walk-away feature that detects when you walk away and locks automatically (watch YouTuber POGAuto demonstrate here). If you leave the windows open, the car will automatically close them for you when it locks. You can also control the car from the Tesla app, opening and closing the trunk, flashing the lights just in case you're in a dark space and need to locate it, and much more. If you've ever had that moment of "oh no, I think I left my trunk open," this is the car for you.
 
Tesla Model 3 Best electric car overall
Tesla Features:
132 MPGe (miles per gallon of gasoline-equivalent)
Estimated charging cost per year: $500
Up to 334 miles on a single charge
Max speed: 145 mph
Accelerate from 0-60 mph in 4.2 seconds
Max power: 430 hp
Full self-driving capability (autopilot, auto lane change, autopark, and more) with a $12,000 upgrade
Price: $40,390 (rear wheel drive), $56,390 (dual-motor, AWD)
The Tesla Model 3 was one of the top-selling electric cars of 2022, with good reason. It combines functionality with innovation at a higher price point. Cars usually depreciate in value over time but used Tesla prices show the opposite.
I once ordered a Lyft, and the driver showed up in a Model 3. I had no idea how to open the door. I didn't know right away that you had to press one side, and the other popped open as a handle. Once I was inside, I was blown away by the comfort of the car, the roof that took panoramic to another level, and the large touchscreen that the driver was using to navigate.
The car has futuristic features, like autopark and auto lane change (part of the $12,000 upgrade to full self-driving capability). It's expensive but a solid investment with some cool perks.
Take the Tesla key card, for example. It's a sleek black card that fits perfectly into your wallet: Forget your keys no longer! If you have more than one Tesla, spanning different models, you can use your one specific key card to unlock them all. If you lose the key card, you can delete it from the car and order a replacement for $25.
Say you forget to tap your card on your Tesla to lock it -- the car has a walk-away feature that detects when you walk away and locks automatically (watch YouTuber POGAuto demonstrate here). If you leave the windows open, the car will automatically close them for you when it locks. You can also control the car from the Tesla app, opening and closing the trunk, flashing the lights just in case you're in a dark space and need to locate it, and much more. If you've ever had that moment of "oh no, I think I left my trunk open," this is the car for you.
How many Congo kids per mile do you get?
 
Not everyone lives in a trailer park like you do phallus head.

Of course not everyone does. Some of us got an education and can live in a proper house. I was asking YOU, specifically, because I assume you live in a trailer park. You seem like a trailer-type person. You know, kinda simple, not highly educated, prone to posting stupid shit and thinking themselves clever. You know the type.
 
Of course not everyone does. Some of us got an education and can live in a proper house. I was asking YOU, specifically, because I assume you live in a trailer park. You seem like a trailer-type person. You know, kinda simple, not highly educated, prone to posting stupid shit and thinking themselves clever. You know the type.
Umm I said "Not everyone lives in a trailer park like you do phallus head." So now we know your reading comprehension is lacking also.
 
Of course not everyone does. Some of us got an education and can live in a proper house. I was asking YOU, specifically, because I assume you live in a trailer park. You seem like a trailer-type person. You know, kinda simple, not highly educated, prone to posting stupid shit and thinking themselves clever. You know the type.

You forgot "...And swallows Trump's Big Lie"
 
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