Nobody writes checks these days, idiot. Your wife is obviously smarter than you and most certainly knows about No-Fault divorce laws.
The key is in the preparation.
When you are living in a single-wide, will you be honest enough to admit it then whine and bitch about your ex? Or will you just turn into Truth Detector or Tranny Dick?
Mr. Tiny Penis, FYI, today got a third quarter dividend check in the mail from Principal/Computershare.