Into Тhe Night
Banned Spoof Account
what are you, 25 years old? In my small podunk town, we were able to do those things. it wasn't uncommon to leave your vehicle running while you ran in to the drug store to pick up a scrip, or the gas station to get a drink, and not have to worry about someone running off with your vehicle.
So your town existed in a bubble of a false sense of security. The real world isn't like that, though, and ignoring reality doesn't change the fact.