Josh Hawley flees for his life

He looked like he had seen a ghost when he spoke that night. But within a few days, he was back to being a cultist.

That guy is such an embarrassment. We've gotta do better when it comes to the people who are supposed to be leaders and visionaries.
 
Cypress said:
It's not every day you see a dude go from strutting and fist pumping to doing the chickenhawk dash with urine-soaked pants.
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Josh always impressed me as exactly the type would run leaving a brown streak on the ground behind him.
 
BartenderElite said:
He looked like he had seen a ghost when he spoke that night. But within a few days, he was back to being a cultist.

That guy is such an embarrassment. We've gotta do better when it comes to the people who are supposed to be leaders and visionaries.
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How common was it for senators to break out into a fear-soaked sprint?

I would have thought after he made it a point to strut and fist-pump in front of the J6 insurrectionists, he could have had the dignity to treat it like a fire drill and just walked calmly and briskly away from the Senate chamber, instead of panicking and breaking out into the chickenhawk dash
 
BidenPresident said:
Hawley major criminal.
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Is he on the list of those asking for pardons? I think all of those who asked will be prosecuted.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jun/26/capitol-attack-hearings-republicans-sought-pardons
The Alabama congressman also recommended in the email to former Oval Operations coordinator Molly Michael that Donald Trump issue pardons for “Every Congressman and Senator who voted to reject the electoral college vote submissions of Arizona and Pennsylvania”.

Brooks was one of at least a half dozen Republican congressmen who sought pardons immediately after the Capitol attack. It came after Trump “hinted at a blanket pardon for the Jan. 6 thing for anybody,” the head of White House presidential personnel John McEntee testified.

But the request from Brooks stands out because he explicitly outlines two groups for whom he was seeking preemptive pardons, opening a window into his thinking and potentially revealing for what conduct he worried that they might have been guilty of a crime.
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Cypress said:
How common was it for senators to break out into a fear-soaked sprint?

I would have thought after he made it a point to strut and fist-pump in front of the J6 insurrectionists, he could have had the dignity to treat it like a fire drill and just walked calmly and briskly away from the Senate chamber, instead of panicking and breaking out into the chickenhawk dash
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It's because, like most Trumpers, he's a coward, a liar and a traitor.

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Dutch Uncle said:
It's because, like most Trumpers, he's a coward, a liar and a traitor.

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I think the only reason he postured, strutted, and fist-pumped in front of a crowd of insurrectionists is because he was planning to use the photo op to fund raise off of MAGA rubes.
 
Cypress said:
-- Video shows Sen. Josh Hawley fleeing for his life on J6--


After strutting in front of the J6 insurrections outside the Capitol and saluting them with fist pumps, Josh is later seen on video fleeing for his life from the Seditionists.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.yahoo.com/amphtml/video-shows-josh-hawley-fleeing-023058180.html
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Bwahahahahaha! That's hilarious. He's the same impotent pansy who moaned and cried about the horrors of a small group of protesters holding a candlelight vigil in front of his (not in Missouri) residence in Virginia. They terrified his wife by placing a copy of the Constitution on the front porch then withdrew. Wife called the police who did nothing since they were not breaking the law, but peacefully praying.
 
Cypress said:
How common was it for senators to break out into a fear-soaked sprint?

I would have thought after he made it a point to strut and fist-pump in front of the J6 insurrectionists, he could have had the dignity to treat it like a fire drill and just walked calmly and briskly away from the Senate chamber, instead of panicking and breaking out into the chickenhawk dash
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If he was *really* convinced about the invalidity of the election, why didn't he evade the security officers and confront his people directly instead of running and hiding like a frightened fawn?
 
Cypress said:
I think the only reason he postured, strutted, and fist-pumped in front of a crowd of insurrectionists is because he was planning to use the photo op to fund raise off of MAGA rubes.
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He won't do well in prison. When he gets out in 5-10, his front teeth will be knocked out so he can't bite while sucking cock and his asshole will be so large he'll have to wear diapers for the rest of his life. A fitting level of justice for traitors who betray their oath.
 
ThatOwlWoman said:
If he was *really* convinced about the invalidity of the election, why didn't he evade the security officers and confront his people directly instead of running and hiding like a frightened fawn?
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While I agree he knows the Big Lie was a lie, I also think that's a separate issue. He was running because he knows the low quality of people attacking the Capitol: Qless nutjobs being herded by violent, armed White Supremacist Extremists (WSE) who were bent on executing members of Congress.

IMO, he didn't want to become a victim of "friendly fire" when the WSEs began shooting and/or hanging Congressional reps.
 
Dutch Uncle said:
While I agree he knows the Big Lie was a lie, I also think that's a separate issue. He was running because he knows the low quality of people attacking the Capitol: Qless nutjobs being herded by violent, armed White Supremacist Extremists (WSE) who were bent on executing members of Congress.

IMO, he didn't want to become a victim of "friendly fire" when the WSEs began shooting and/or hanging Congressional reps.
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you're a delusional cretin.
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ThatOwlWoman said:
If he was *really* convinced about the invalidity of the election, why didn't he evade the security officers and confront his people directly instead of running and hiding like a frightened fawn?
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You would think if he made it a point to strut and fist-pump in front of the J9 seditionists he would have considered them "his people". Which makes his panicked chickenhawk dash to safety even more comical.
 
Dutch Uncle said:
While I agree he knows the Big Lie was a lie, I also think that's a separate issue. He was running because he knows the low quality of people attacking the Capitol: Qless nutjobs being herded by violent, armed White Supremacist Extremists (WSE) who were bent on executing members of Congress.

IMO, he didn't want to become a victim of "friendly fire" when the WSEs began shooting and/or hanging Congressional reps.
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*Plays with matches, runs away when he sets the garage on fire* -- from The History of Little Joshie Hawley
 
Cypress said:
You would think if he made it a point to strut and fist-pump in front of the J9 seditionists he would have considered them "his people". Which makes his panicked chickenhawk dash to safety even more comical.
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*Plays with rattlesnakes, runs away when they try to bite him* -- from The History of Little Joshie Hawley
 
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