Leave it to the Republicans, and you would have to go to Home Depot's Garden Center to see what a tree used to look like.
Leave it to the Republicans, and nothing would ever be done for the first time ever again.
Leave it to Republicans, batteries would be outlawed, and we would be all packing backpacks with gasoline powered engines to power our cellphones, laptops, and flashlights!
Leave it to Republicans, science and history would be eliminated from the classrooms, and replaced with Bible Study classes!
Leave it to Republicans and the Confederate flag would become the new national flag!
Leave it to Republicans, all Black people would go straight to jail, and all Mexicans would be deported back to Mexico, and Jews would be deported back to Israel.
Leave it to Republicans, and we would only have one Branch of government- The TRUMP Branch!
Leave it to Republicans, and Women would all be barefoot and pregnant!
Leave it to Republicans, and we would never need sunglasses anymore- JUST FOGHORNS!
Leave it to Republicans, and Guns would somehow become the new currency and the National Rifle Association would replace the Federal Reserve Bank.
Leave it to Republicans and Social Security would end and all retired people would be converted into Soylent Green on retirement day!
Leave it to Republicans, Food Stamps would end, and Soylent Green would be provided as a replacement.
Leave it to Republicans, Trump would become the new God, and Nixon would replace Jesus on the cross!
Leave it to Republicans, and TV would be limited to Fox News programing only.
Leave it to Republicans, and Trump's Birthday would become the new President's day!
Leave it to Republicans, NATO would end, and we would report to Russia for further instructions.
Hey, I have a million of these- BUT I NEED TO TAKE A BREAK!
If you have some you would like to add, THROW THEM OUT THERE!