President Biden mocks the GQP, has the audience in stitches.

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Biden was the first president to address the annual Washington gathering in six years — after two years of pandemic hiatus and four years without an appearance by Trump — and delivered the traditional self-deprecating humor, jokes about the press, and jabs at the opposing party and his predecessor.
“I’m really excited to be here tonight with the only group of Americans with a lower approval rating than I have,” Biden said.
“This is the first time a president attended in six years — it’s understandable — we had a horrible plague followed by two years of Covid,” Biden said, drawing an audible response from the crowd. “Just imagine if my predecessor came to this dinner this year — now that would really have been a real coup.”
The president then quipped that roasting the GOP wasn’t his style.
“Besides, there’s nothing I can say about the GOP that Kevin McCarthy hasn’t already put on tape,” the president said.

What a riot. The audience loved it. You go, Joe. Trump was too much of a pussy for four years to attend but that's okay. We already knew he was a big, fat pussy, right?
 
Joey, feed stupid for buying a Tesla that helped Musk buy Twitter?

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Joe Capitalist said:
Biden was the first president to address the annual Washington gathering in six years — after two years of pandemic hiatus and four years without an appearance by Trump — and delivered the traditional self-deprecating humor, jokes about the press, and jabs at the opposing party and his predecessor.
“I’m really excited to be here tonight with the only group of Americans with a lower approval rating than I have,” Biden said.
“This is the first time a president attended in six years — it’s understandable — we had a horrible plague followed by two years of Covid,” Biden said, drawing an audible response from the crowd. “Just imagine if my predecessor came to this dinner this year — now that would really have been a real coup.”
The president then quipped that roasting the GOP wasn’t his style.
“Besides, there’s nothing I can say about the GOP that Kevin McCarthy hasn’t already put on tape,” the president said.

What a riot. The audience loved it. You go, Joe. Trump was too much of a pussy for four years to attend but that's okay. We already knew he was a big, fat pussy, right?
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Trump couldn't take people roasting him
 
Joe Capitalist said:
Biden was the first president to address the annual Washington gathering in six years — after two years of pandemic hiatus and four years without an appearance by Trump — and delivered the traditional self-deprecating humor, jokes about the press, and jabs at the opposing party and his predecessor.
“I’m really excited to be here tonight with the only group of Americans with a lower approval rating than I have,” Biden said.
“This is the first time a president attended in six years — it’s understandable — we had a horrible plague followed by two years of Covid,” Biden said, drawing an audible response from the crowd. “Just imagine if my predecessor came to this dinner this year — now that would really have been a real coup.”
The president then quipped that roasting the GOP wasn’t his style.
“Besides, there’s nothing I can say about the GOP that Kevin McCarthy hasn’t already put on tape,” the president said.

What a riot. The audience loved it. You go, Joe. Trump was too much of a pussy for four years to attend but that's okay. We already knew he was a big, fat pussy, right?
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That's awesome! Joe is a really funny guy. You have to like someone who can laugh at himself. Trumpelthinskin avoided the whole thing because he is incapable of either laughing at himself or being the butt of good-humored jokes.
 
And, look, Fox–Fox News, I’m really sorry your preferred candidate lost the last election. To make it up to you, I’m happy to give my chief of staff to you all so he can tell Sean Hannity what to say every day.
 
They say it’s not your father’s Republican party. Ronald Reagan said, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear this wall down.” Today’s Republicans say, “Tear down Mickey Mouse’s house.” And pretty soon, they’ll be storming Cinderella’s castle. You can be sure of it. But Republicans seem to support one fellow – some guy named Brandon. He’s having a really good year. And I’m kinda happy for him.
 
guno said:
They say it’s not your father’s Republican party. Ronald Reagan said, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear this wall down.” Today’s Republicans say, “Tear down Mickey Mouse’s house.” And pretty soon, they’ll be storming Cinderella’s castle. You can be sure of it. But Republicans seem to support one fellow – some guy named Brandon. He’s having a really good year. And I’m kinda happy for him.
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Ocasio-Cortez Tries to Tear Down Trump's Border Wall Just ...https://www.ccn.com › ocasio-cortez-tries-to-tear-down...
Feb 15, 2019 — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez chased Amazon (and 25000 jobs) out of Queens, so of course she thinks she can tear down Trump's border wall next.
 
guno said:
They say it’s not your father’s Republican party. Ronald Reagan said, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear this wall down.” Today’s Republicans say, “Tear down Mickey Mouse’s house.” And pretty soon, they’ll be storming Cinderella’s castle. You can be sure of it. But Republicans seem to support one fellow – some guy named Brandon. He’s having a really good year. And I’m kinda happy for him.
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It's not Reagan's Republican Party. It's MAGA's RepubliQan Party.

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A little wider, girls. And don't forget to swallow.
 
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