LOL I've seen that simplistic strawman argument before. I'll create one facing the other direction.
Clearly the best way to end racism is to criminalize being white. I have linked a proposed a system of ending whiteness by adopting the use of whitey credits.
How do whitey credits work?
Non-white humans will be given credits which white humans will have to honor or face United Nations Global Whiteness sanctions outlined in the Global Initiative Treaty on Whitey Credits.(also refered to as GIT Whitey)
According to GIT Whitey, white humans must purchase the credits of non-whites in amounts determined by the municipal authorities in the regions of governance. Some may be forced to purchase only a few or even a single credit... mostly white areas are expected to adopt minimal credit swapping standards in an effort to stave off their inevitable ouster from said regions... Other regions, mostly non-white, are expected to have strict credit laws and upper end limits. Proposed limits are as high as 20 credits. The prices may range from UN mandatory $1 USD per credit to as high as $100 per credit expected in areas like New York City, where non-white citizens in great numbers may be able to impose such high limits. Non-white law makers are eager to implement the whitey credit program and they have argued the computer simulations have shown that unabated growth of whiteness is a danger we can not afford to risk.
