Squeeze just got a little tighter on Noah's Ark- LOL at Christians

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A Previously Unknown Type of Ancient Human Has Been Discovered in The Levant (msn.com)

[FONT=&quot]This newly discovered hominin type could be the ancestor to Neanderthal populations in Europe, answering the mystery of how these populations were infiltrated with H. sapiens DNA before their arrival in those regions. They also appear to be an ancestor to the archaic Homo populations in Asia.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Archaeologists have called the new ancient human the Nesher Ramla people, after the archaeological dig site in Israel where they were discovered.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"The discovery of a new type of Homo is of great scientific importance," said anthropologist Israel Hershkovitz of Tel Aviv University in Israel, lead author of a paper describing the bones.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"It enables us to make new sense of previously found human fossils, add another piece to the puzzle of human evolution, and understand the migrations of humans in the old world. Even though they lived so long ago, in the late middle Pleistocene (474,000-130,000 years ago), the Nesher Ramla people can tell us a fascinating tale, revealing a great deal about their descendants' evolution and way of life."[/FONT]
 
The bible is a book of myths written by many people long after Christ was supposed to have died. It has been abridged and redone several times.
 
A Previously Unknown Type of Ancient Human Has Been Discovered in The Levant (msn.com)

[FONT="]This newly discovered hominin type could be the ancestor to Neanderthal populations in Europe, answering the mystery of how these populations were infiltrated with [I]H. sapiens[/I] DNA before their arrival in those regions. They also appear to be an ancestor to the archaic [I]Homo[/I] populations in Asia.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333][FONT="]Archaeologists have called the new ancient human the Nesher Ramla people, after the archaeological dig site in Israel where they were discovered.[/FONT]

[FONT="]"The discovery of a new type of [I]Homo[/I] is of great scientific importance," [URL="https://www.eurekalert.org/emb_releases/2021-06/tu-ant062321.php"]said anthropologist Israel Hershkovitz[/URL] of Tel Aviv University in Israel, lead author of a paper describing the bones.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"It enables us to make new sense of previously found human fossils, add another piece to the puzzle of human evolution, and understand the migrations of humans in the old world. Even though they lived so long ago, in the late middle Pleistocene (474,000-130,000 years ago), the Nesher Ramla people can tell us a fascinating tale, revealing a great deal about their descendants' evolution and way of life."[/FONT]

ANOTHER APE, AS TIME AND DNA WILL REVEAL.
 
The bible is a book of myths written by many people long after Christ was supposed to have died. It has been abridged and redone several times.

TOTAL FUCKING NONSENSE. THE OLDEST KNOWN TORAH PREDATES CHRIST BY SEVERAL MILLENIUMS.

DO THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE AROUND YOU EVER GET SICK OF YOUR MAKING UP TOTAL LIES, AND PRETENDING THEY'RE TRUE?
 
Hello Micawber,

A Previously Unknown Type of Ancient Human Has Been Discovered in The Levant (msn.com)

[FONT="]This newly discovered hominin type could be the ancestor to Neanderthal populations in Europe, answering the mystery of how these populations were infiltrated with [I]H. sapiens[/I] DNA before their arrival in those regions. They also appear to be an ancestor to the archaic [I]Homo[/I] populations in Asia.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333][FONT="]Archaeologists have called the new ancient human the Nesher Ramla people, after the archaeological dig site in Israel where they were discovered.[/FONT]

[FONT="]"The discovery of a new type of [I]Homo[/I] is of great scientific importance," [URL="https://www.eurekalert.org/emb_releases/2021-06/tu-ant062321.php"]said anthropologist Israel Hershkovitz[/URL] of Tel Aviv University in Israel, lead author of a paper describing the bones.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"It enables us to make new sense of previously found human fossils, add another piece to the puzzle of human evolution, and understand the migrations of humans in the old world. Even though they lived so long ago, in the late middle Pleistocene (474,000-130,000 years ago), the Nesher Ramla people can tell us a fascinating tale, revealing a great deal about their descendants' evolution and way of life."[/FONT]

Science keeps providing new answers to long standing mysteries. Filling in more and more pieces of the puzzle of how we got here.

Religion keeps regurgitating the same old increasingly unbelievable story.

We need to move beyond religion in order to save humanity from itself.

Religion is holding us back and causing serious problems.

Our collective of humans on this little tiny oasis of a planet in the vast emptiness of the universe would have a far better chance of enduring if we used logic to make crucial decisions about how we treat our environment. Neither religion nor capitalism has any concern at all over long term human endurance.
 
The bible is a book of myths written by many people long after Christ was supposed to have died. It has been abridged and redone several times.

The fuck. What's that got to do with the OP? One of the few times McSlobber isn't trolling and you have to trash his thread.
 
A Previously Unknown Type of Ancient Human Has Been Discovered in The Levant (msn.com)

This newly discovered hominin type could be the ancestor to Neanderthal populations in Europe, answering the mystery of how these populations were infiltrated with H. sapiens DNA before their arrival in those regions. They also appear to be an ancestor to the archaic Homo populations in Asia.
Archaeologists have called the new ancient human the Nesher Ramla people, after the archaeological dig site in Israel where they were discovered.
"The discovery of a new type of Homo is of great scientific importance," said anthropologist Israel Hershkovitz of Tel Aviv University in Israel, lead author of a paper describing the bones.
"It enables us to make new sense of previously found human fossils, add another piece to the puzzle of human evolution, and understand the migrations of humans in the old world. Even though they lived so long ago, in the late middle Pleistocene (474,000-130,000 years ago), the Nesher Ramla people can tell us a fascinating tale, revealing a great deal about their descendants' evolution and way of life."


Room on the ark was already pretty tight with all those dinosaurs and because they had to take seven of some types of animals.
 
A Previously Unknown Type of Ancient Human Has Been Discovered in The Levant (msn.com)

[FONT="]This newly discovered hominin type could be the ancestor to Neanderthal populations in Europe, answering the mystery of how these populations were infiltrated with [I]H. sapiens[/I] DNA before their arrival in those regions. They also appear to be an ancestor to the archaic [I]Homo[/I] populations in Asia.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333][FONT="]Archaeologists have called the new ancient human the Nesher Ramla people, after the archaeological dig site in Israel where they were discovered.[/FONT]

[FONT="]"The discovery of a new type of [I]Homo[/I] is of great scientific importance," [URL="https://www.eurekalert.org/emb_releases/2021-06/tu-ant062321.php"]said anthropologist Israel Hershkovitz[/URL] of Tel Aviv University in Israel, lead author of a paper describing the bones.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"It enables us to make new sense of previously found human fossils, add another piece to the puzzle of human evolution, and understand the migrations of humans in the old world. Even though they lived so long ago, in the late middle Pleistocene (474,000-130,000 years ago), the Nesher Ramla people can tell us a fascinating tale, revealing a great deal about their descendants' evolution and way of life."[/FONT]
The interesting thing I heard about this one is that it may supposedly represent a transitional form between Neanderthal and Homo sapien sapiens.
 
The bible is a book of myths written by many people long after Christ was supposed to have died. It has been abridged and redone several times.

Just to be accurate, the OP is referring to the Book of Genesis, which is one of the five books of the Jewish Torah. Written at least a thousand years before Jesus in the early Bronze Age.

I was never quite sure why people get mad at Christians for Jewish scripture.

The Pauline epistles and the Gospels were written 20 to 60 years after the execution of Jesus. That is not unusual in the ancient world, where almost everyone was illiterate and the oral tradition was the primary way of passing down information, stories, myths.

For sure we do not have the original New Testament, and embellishments and modifications have been introduced over the centuries. Some of the Pauline epistles are almost certainly frauds and forgeries not written by Paul.
 
The Christian tradition describes its god as simultaneously all powerful [omnipotent] and all-loving.

On the morning that I awaken into a universe that appears to have been created by a deity that's simultaneously all-powerful and all-loving,

I'll stop thinking of evangelicals being totally out of their fucking minds and in desperate need of humane euthanasia.

Ask a zebra or giraffe being eaten by a lion if the world was created by such a god. Or a manatee being eaten by a shark.

Ask a parent whose baby has a malignant tumor in its brain.

Fuck, just ask any sick American without health insurance.

Religious people are insane. That's something that we can actually see in the world into which we awaken.
 
A Previously Unknown Type of Ancient Human Has Been Discovered in The Levant (msn.com)

[FONT="]This newly discovered hominin type could be the ancestor to Neanderthal populations in Europe, answering the mystery of how these populations were infiltrated with [I]H. sapiens[/I] DNA before their arrival in those regions. They also appear to be an ancestor to the archaic [I]Homo[/I] populations in Asia.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333][FONT="]Archaeologists have called the new ancient human the Nesher Ramla people, after the archaeological dig site in Israel where they were discovered.[/FONT]

[FONT="]"The discovery of a new type of [I]Homo[/I] is of great scientific importance," [URL="https://www.eurekalert.org/emb_releases/2021-06/tu-ant062321.php"]said anthropologist Israel Hershkovitz[/URL] of Tel Aviv University in Israel, lead author of a paper describing the bones.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"It enables us to make new sense of previously found human fossils, add another piece to the puzzle of human evolution, and understand the migrations of humans in the old world. Even though they lived so long ago, in the late middle Pleistocene (474,000-130,000 years ago), the Nesher Ramla people can tell us a fascinating tale, revealing a great deal about their descendants' evolution and way of life."[/FONT]

So fascinating
 
The interesting thing I heard about this one is that it may supposedly represent a transitional form between Neanderthal and Homo sapien sapiens.
Transitional in a replacement theory sort of way? Or an interbreeding one? I haven’t read this but it’s definitely an interesting theory.
 
Hello Flash,

Room on the ark was already pretty tight with all those dinosaurs and because they had to take seven of some types of animals.

Nothing was said about where all the food for all these animals was stored.

Naturally, some of the animals are the food for others.

And the ones that don't eat other animals consume mass quantities of plant material.

Did Noah think that having just two bees was going to be enough? They don't live in pairs.
 
Just to be accurate, the OP is referring to the Book of Genesis, which is one of the five books of the Jewish Torah. Written at least a thousand years before Jesus in the early Bronze Age.

I was never quite sure why people get mad at Christians for Jewish scripture.

The Pauline epistles and the Gospels were written 20 to 60 years after the execution of Jesus. That is not unusual in the ancient world, where almost everyone was illiterate and the oral tradition was the primary way of passing down information, stories, myths.

For sure we do not have the original New Testament, and embellishments and modifications have been introduced over the centuries. Some of the Pauline epistles are almost certainly frauds and forgeries not written by Paul.

"The Epic of Gilgamesh (/ˈɡɪlɡəmɛʃ/)[2] is an epic poem from ancient Mesopotamia, regarded as the earliest surviving notable literature and the second oldest religious text, after the Pyramid Texts. The literary history of Gilgamesh begins with five Sumerian poems about Bilgamesh (Sumerian for "Gilgamesh"), king of Uruk, dating from the Third Dynasty of Ur (c. 2100 BCE).[1] "

"Garden of Eden
The parallels between the stories of Enkidu/Shamhat and Adam/Eve have been long recognized by scholars.[39][40] In both, a man is created from the soil by a god, and lives in a natural setting amongst the animals. He is introduced to a woman who tempts him. In both stories the man accepts food from the woman, covers his nakedness, and must leave his former realm, unable to return. The presence of a snake that steals a plant of immortality from the hero later in the epic is another point of similarity."

"Noah's flood
Andrew George submits that the Genesis flood narrative matches that in Gilgamesh so closely that "few doubt" that it derives from a Mesopotamian account.[42] What is particularly noticeable is the way the Genesis flood story follows the Gilgamesh flood tale "point by point and in the same order", even when the story permits other alternatives.[43] In a 2001 Torah commentary released on behalf of the Conservative Movement of Judaism, rabbinic scholar Robert Wexler stated: "The most likely assumption we can make is that both Genesis and Gilgamesh drew their material from a common tradition about the flood that existed in Mesopotamia. These stories then diverged in the retelling."[44] Ziusudra, Utnapishtim and Noah are the respective heroes of the Sumerian, Akkadian and biblical flood legends of the ancient Near East."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_of_Gilgamesh
 
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HERE WE GO AGAIN ...

A new something is discovered and the hate Christianity dorks start squirting on themselves ... :blah:
 
A Previously Unknown Type of Ancient Human Has Been Discovered in The Levant (msn.com)

[FONT="]This newly discovered hominin type could be the ancestor to Neanderthal populations in Europe, answering the mystery of how these populations were infiltrated with [I]H. sapiens[/I] DNA before their arrival in those regions. They also appear to be an ancestor to the archaic [I]Homo[/I] populations in Asia.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333][FONT="]Archaeologists have called the new ancient human the Nesher Ramla people, after the archaeological dig site in Israel where they were discovered.[/FONT]

[FONT="]"The discovery of a new type of [I]Homo[/I] is of great scientific importance," [URL="https://www.eurekalert.org/emb_releases/2021-06/tu-ant062321.php"]said anthropologist Israel Hershkovitz[/URL] of Tel Aviv University in Israel, lead author of a paper describing the bones.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"It enables us to make new sense of previously found human fossils, add another piece to the puzzle of human evolution, and understand the migrations of humans in the old world. Even though they lived so long ago, in the late middle Pleistocene (474,000-130,000 years ago), the Nesher Ramla people can tell us a fascinating tale, revealing a great deal about their descendants' evolution and way of life."[/FONT]

Awesome, thanks. Some of us have DNA from an as-yet-unidentified hominid ancestor that is not Denisovan or Neanderthal. Maybe this is it?
 
Hello Flash,

Nothing was said about where all the food for all these animals was stored.

Naturally, some of the animals are the food for others.

And the ones that don't eat other animals consume mass quantities of plant material.

Did Noah think that having just two bees was going to be enough? They don't live in pairs.

There are two of the clean and seven of the unclean. Some have said the unclean are for the others to eat.
 
Hello Flash,

There are two of the clean and seven of the unclean. Some have said the unclean are for the others to eat.

The Bible itself says one thing. Others try to interpret to their own preference.

And the Bible itself is nothing but a written interpretation.

I view it as nothing more than an ancient tabloid.

Appealing to the masses with a bunch of sensational provocative made-up stuff.
 
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