Biden to blame for Cicada plague to eradicate Americans freedoms

Turgid Member said:
I called them cicada zombies but I guess they are called cicada hawks? you have those too? I saw them one, it was like an eagle if it were a wasp. apparently they snatch cicadas impant thier eggs in thier live brains and bury them>?
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The massive yellow and black hornets? ... I just call them Cicada Killers.

I don't look forward to them ... just the cicadas :0)
 
Joe Capitalist said:
CICADA-21: Another liberal hoax?
Socialist conspiracy to keep us indoors

Jeffrey Denny
“Brood X is almost here!” CNN screamed. “Billions of cicadas to emerge in eastern US!”
That’s what they WANT you to think.
Just like with COVID-19, the massive cicada “outbreak” of 2021 in fact is a fake news media conspiracy, in this case to prop up Socialist puppet Joe Biden because when few if any die from the historic swarm of cicadas, he’ll get credit for it.
But real patriotic Americans aren’t brainwashed by their media. As Tucker Carlson told us, we know the so-called CICADA-21 is just another liberal hoax. Not to mention more assault on our freedom and civil liberties by Deep State bug scientists who think having a lot of education and expertise makes them smart enough to argue with non-scientists in Congress, especially former assistant wrestling coaches from Ohio.
Ifyou want the real actual truth about the CICADA-21, check out what real actual Americans are saying on Facebook:
· If the Brood X infestation is supposed to be this massive Bugageddon demanding shutdown of normal life and the economy (except for the insecticide sector), then where are they already? Huh? I don’t see any bugs.
· Someone was saying Fauci first told us we didn’t need to wear helmets and face shields because the probability of cicadas flying into our faces and heads and killing us was statistically nil. Then Fauci said sure, wear helmets and face shields if you’re paranoid about getting hit by giant flying bugs and dying. Fauci keeps changing his story! Why should we do anything he says? Like most scientists, he obviously doesn’t know what he’s doing.
· Cicadas come out every year. They’re just like common grasshoppers. What’s the big deal?
· If the cicadas are starting to spread, then why don’t I know anyone who has them? Or died from them?
· Just wait: The liberals will claim the biggest cicada infestation ever is caused by global warming, just so they can kill even more coal jobs.
· The internet is saying Biden made Kamala “Cicada Czar.” Ok, where is she? What is she doing about it? Why is she avoiding it?
· No problem. Just hit the cicadas with a tremendous ultraviolet or just very powerful light, or spray them with Clorox. It’ll knock them out in a minute.
· My sources on the deep web say CICADA-21 is really a swarm of microdrones being unleashed by the government to spy on us. Even more than Facebook! Do your research!
· The Washington, DC, pizza parlor where Hillary Clinton is CEO and Matt Gaetz is CFO of Child Sex Ring, Inc. (NYSE: CSR) has been breeding a giant swarm of cicadas in the subbasement for 17 years in a nefarious plot to shut down the U.S. economy so the Socialists can take over. Fortunately, President Trump — aka, “Q” — invented a vaccine against cicadas!
· Nobody’s gonna tell ME to keep my doors and windows shut to keep the cicadas from flying in! Or take off my shoes when I come in so I don’t track cicada guts all over the house! You’re not my wife!
· What did you THINK would happen when the DemocRATs opened the borders?
· If CICADA-21 is real, it’s God’s way of canceling the Godless East Coast elites.
In Exodus 10, The Lord forewarned infidels who follow CNN, MSNBC and the New York Times more than God, “I will bring locusts into your country tomorrow. They will cover the face of the ground so that it cannot be seen. They will devour what little you have left after the hail, including every tree that is growing in your fields. They will fill your houses and those of all your officials.”
That’s in addition to blood, frogs, lice, flies, mass livestock deaths, boils, fire, no internet for three days and then for dessert, the death of every firstborn, human, animal or peony.
You never thought the Old Testament plagues would happen, didja, stupid libs?
Take THAT, Rachel Maddow! Boom! Should’ve done your research! Hope you find a cicada in your kombucha!
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Do you write for The Onion?
 
Turgid Member said:
Nature is a wonderful thing amigo!


yeah thats what they were called. We have 18cm beetles here but they are harmless.
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You got rhinoceros beetles? :whoa: Those things are crazy awesome. I guess Costa Rica has everything :0)
 
Turgid Member said:
I live in costa rica up in the mountains, They wouldn't even register here mi amigo! i was referring to what the "issue is" in regards to the article. I sleep very well to the sounds of the jungle, until about 5 am, parrots and the monkeys are obnoxious. But I wouldnt have it any other way!
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Very nice. I agree howler monkeys and screaming parrots would be obnoxious.

Cool place to hang your hat...
 
Bigdog said:
You got rhinoceros beetles? :whoa: Those things are crazy awesome. I guess Costa Rica has everything :0)
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Funny thing i am a late sleeper, I can sleep till noon every day, here, I am up, 4:30 almost every day, but I love it!


the parrots. while beautiful, challenge my love of nature!
 
Turgid Member said:
I live in costa rica up in the mountains, They wouldn't even register here mi amigo! i was referring to what the "issue is" in regards to the article. I sleep very well to the sounds of the jungle, until about 5 am, parrots and the monkeys are obnoxious. But I wouldnt have it any other way!
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It's satire.
 
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