Pirates

[Minister of Truth]

nobody privateers on the low seas, its in the code. well, they're more like guidelines.

 

[DamnYankee]

walking the plank?

String 'em from the yarrrd arrrrrm.

 

[Damocles]

Pirate language is alot easier to learn and speak than somalian, otherwise we'd have a national talk like a somalian day just like we have a national talk like a pirate day.

To be fair, all of the Somalian movies stink while Pirate movies are classics, but it is true it is easier to learn Pirate than Somalian. But you can always pass for Somalian on the phone because nobody knows what they sound like.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

walking the plank?

Keel hauling??

Flogging??

Drawn and quartered??

 

[Canceled1]

Keel hauling??

Flogging??

Drawn and quartered??

Keel hauling is too good. I say drop them in North Korea with a television news crew, ask all kinds of questions pertaining to recent rocket launches being nuclear efforts, and let them have at 'em.

Keel hauling will look like a picnic.