Happy Birthday you punk kid!
38, damn it I thought you were older than that.
Dont fear the fourties they are awesome.
38 years ago today the powers that be looked down upon the earth and searched its surface for the perfect moderator. They scanned the world and settled on a sweet faced tiny baby who appeared to have many more obstacles than any small child could possibly overcome. The powers knew their choice would overcome them all and proclaimed "A great moderator is born this day".
Have a great one Damo, there is a special kind of joy in being the kind of person whos adult life kicks ass all over our childhoods.