Southerners Die Young

I blame fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, cornbread, and fried twinkies.

One thing I find extraordinary about the South when visiting, is that I am in far better physical condition than most southern dudes half my age.

You can tell their poor physical condition by their football teams--LSU, Alabama, Clemson, Georgia.......
 
The South is really a shithole.

Torrential rains, floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, other severe weather, staggering humidity in the summer, ice storms in the winter, coastal flooding, insects out the wazoo. When it's 40, it's a piercing, wet cold. Bible belt stupidity.

No wonder they die early.

So, you've decided to start talking like an idiot again, eh? Too bad.

Total bullshit on those weather conditions you described, too.

We get afternoon thunderstorms during the summer, but they're usually over in an hour or less.

Humidity? Sure, but it's uncomfortable not lethal. And its humid all up the east coast and into the Midwest, too.

Ice storms????? Really???? You actually said that???? :palm:

Coastal flooding? Only during hurricanes, but that happens in the northeast, too. California has insane fires, earthquakes and mudslides. So what? Does that make the stupid?

Insects? The Midwest has 'em too.

And the most glaringly inaccurate comment you made was about the atmospheric conditions when it gets cold down here. On the contrary, when it drops into the 40's and below, the skies turn crystal clear because our cold weather comes behind cold fronts. Warmer, wet weather gets pushed south by the cold air masses behind it. Once the cold air gets here, the clouds and rain are all gone and its clear and dry.

You really should check this kind of stuff out before you comment about it.

As for dying young, my mom lived in the south from 1951 until 1960 and again from 1965 until her passing in 2017.

A total of over 61 years, well over half her 95 years of life.

My dad wad born and raised in the south and save for his time overseas in the military and a few years in Hawaii and New York when I was a kid, he spent the vast majority of his 84 years living there and could have lived much longer if not for a lifetime of smoking.

Point is, your claims and the OP are nonsense.

And BTW, maybe southern death rates are a bit higher because southerners aren't snowed in and trapped inside their houses for several months every year like northerners are. Being able to actually go outside, go places and do things exposes one to more potential for accidents and mishaps, many of which end in death.

Stop being such a narrow-minded bigot.
 
Do you think you keep up with the physical work they do all day long? Not being cocky, asking seriously.
Overweight southerners undoubtedly have a vast variety of different jobs, both sedentary and physical.

I find that physical fitness is more dependent on lifestyle choices, than on whether one is a lawyer or plumber
 
Overweight southerners undoubtedly have a vast variety of different jobs, both sedentary and physical.

I find that physical fitness is more dependent on lifestyle choices, than on whether one is a lawyer or plumber

The absurd generalizations being made by you and domer are really getting tiresome.
 
You can tell their poor physical condition by their football teams--LSU, Alabama, Clemson, Georgia.......
There is no point getting mad at me for simply highlighting what is widely known by medical science and the US government:

The south is ground zero for the obesity crisis, and the Pentagon considers it a national security threat.

I would like to see southerners, and all Americans get in better shape. I personally think anyone under the age of 60 should be able to drop and do at least 30 pushups!
 
There is no point getting mad at me for simply highlighting what is widely known by medical science and the US government:

The south is ground zero for the obesity crisis, and the Pentagon considers it a national security threat.

I would like to see southerners, and all Americans get in better shape. I personally think anyone under the age of 60 should be able to drop and do at least 30 pushups!

I never get mad. I agree with you but you also know it is a national crisis. I just dislike people trying to connect politics to things like drug addiction, health issues, mortality rate, etc. It is not only stupid but reflects hate and intolerance and petty juvenile name calling.
 
You can tell their poor physical condition by their football teams--LSU, Alabama, Clemson, Georgia.......

Of course, you are referring to the professional athletes that are housed separately and fed training table meals also separate from the rest of the student population.

Pathetic, diversionary bullshit.
 
Of course, you are referring to the professional athletes that are housed separately and fed training table meals also separate from the rest of the student population.

Pathetic, diversionary bullshit.

Of course it is. It is to show how stupid it is to make any implications about any region of the nation and its level of health or anything else. What is the point of pointing out Southerners have a higher mortality rate? The fact that most of this comes from a higher black population means nothing, either. They are just demographic facts.

It is bigotry at its worst.
 
Overweight southerners undoubtedly have a vast variety of different jobs, both sedentary and physical.

I find that physical fitness is more dependent on lifestyle choices, than on whether one is a lawyer or plumber

You hide behind liberal hatred of poor Whites, ... but your actual target is Black Women. :palm:

Typical rich white liberal racist pig. :palm:
 
He does, doesn't he? It might be time to place him back on ignore.

Another couple of stalkers include PMP, RB60, and Into the Night (gfm7175)

I do love watching them humiliate themselves, though. Their collective ignorance is astounding.

Keep on, man. You're one of the few voices of intelligence on this forum.

What's wrong, dickhead? Can't take the constant ass kickings we give you? You pussy, you...
 
You hide behind liberal hatred of poor Whites, ... but your actual target is Black Women. :palm:

Typical rich white liberal racist pig. :palm:

Putting words in my mouth, attempting to read my mind, and employing guesswork to extrapolate what you think I "really" mean is standard rightwing buffoonery.

I have seen fat black people, fat white people, fat people of all colors, skin tones, and demographics in the south.

I was explicitly clear that my theory is that the southern cuisine and culture are responsible. Vast amounts of fried chicken and gravy would make anyone as morbidly obese as Donald Trumpf.

As far as I can tell, the only one fixated on skin color is you. Care to explain why you - and only you - are fixating on skin color?
 
Putting words in my mouth, attempting to read my mind, and employing guesswork to extrapolate what you think I "really" mean is standard rightwing buffoonery.

I have seen fat black people, fat white people, fat people of all colors, skin tones, and demographics in the south.

I was explicitly clear that my theory is that the southern cuisine and culture are responsible. Vast amounts of fried chicken and gravy would make anyone as morbidly obese as Donald Trumpf.

As far as I can tell, the only one fixated on skin color is you. Care to explain why you - and only you - are fixating on skin color?

^^^^^
Twist and turn you Vile racist rich white liberal pig.

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You don't see threads about Northerners, Westerners or Easterners. But you do see them about Southerners because it is liberal racist class warfare code for poor and white.
 
Putting words in my mouth, attempting to read my mind, and employing guesswork to extrapolate what you think I "really" mean is standard rightwing buffoonery.

I have seen fat black people, fat white people, fat people of all colors, skin tones, and demographics in the south.

I was explicitly clear that my theory is that the southern cuisine and culture are responsible. Vast amounts of fried chicken and gravy would make anyone as morbidly obese as Donald Trumpf.

As far as I can tell, the only one fixated on skin color is you. Care to explain why you - and only you - are fixating on skin color?
^^^^^
Twist and turn you Vile racist rich white liberal pig.

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You failed to explain why you - and only you - fixated on skin color and made it an issue in this thread.

Try again to explain.
 
You failed to explain why you - and only you - fixated on skin color and made it an issue in this thread.

Try again to explain.

You are so dishonest.

You don't see threads about Northerners, Westerners or Easterners. But you do see them about Southerners because it is liberal racist class warfare code for poor and white. But the reality is, the South is soooo much more racially integrated than liberal Blue States.

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You failed to explain why you - and only you - fixated on skin color and made it an issue in this thread.

Try again to explain.

Come on you fucking racist pig. Let's hear you blame Black women for eating fried chicken and gravy.

Fucker.
 
So, you've decided to start talking like an idiot again, eh? Too bad.

Total bullshit on those weather conditions you described, too.

We get afternoon thunderstorms during the summer, but they're usually over in an hour or less.

Humidity? Sure, but it's uncomfortable not lethal. And its humid all up the east coast and into the Midwest, too.

Ice storms????? Really???? You actually said that???? :palm:

Coastal flooding? Only during hurricanes, but that happens in the northeast, too. California has insane fires, earthquakes and mudslides. So what? Does that make the stupid?

Insects? The Midwest has 'em too.

And the most glaringly inaccurate comment you made was about the atmospheric conditions when it gets cold down here. On the contrary, when it drops into the 40's and below, the skies turn crystal clear because our cold weather comes behind cold fronts. Warmer, wet weather gets pushed south by the cold air masses behind it. Once the cold air gets here, the clouds and rain are all gone and its clear and dry.

You really should check this kind of stuff out before you comment about it.

As for dying young, my mom lived in the south from 1951 until 1960 and again from 1965 until her passing in 2017.

A total of over 61 years, well over half her 95 years of life.

My dad wad born and raised in the south and save for his time overseas in the military and a few years in Hawaii and New York when I was a kid, he spent the vast majority of his 84 years living there and could have lived much longer if not for a lifetime of smoking.

Point is, your claims and the OP are nonsense.

And BTW, maybe southern death rates are a bit higher because southerners aren't snowed in and trapped inside their houses for several months every year like northerners are. Being able to actually go outside, go places and do things exposes one to more potential for accidents and mishaps, many of which end in death.

Stop being such a narrow-minded bigot.

I watch the weather a lot. You miserable fucks have more severe weather than almost any section of the country. Flooding,
tornadoes, hurricanes, high winds, 50”+ inches of rain a year and yeah, torrential. 40 degrees is bone chilling. 90 degrees is withering.

Oppressive humidity. Insects- ants, termites, cockroaches. I drove with my cousin in New Orleans one evening years ago. The insets were so thick you could’t see out if the front windshield.

I’ve never been snowed in my entire life. Once, in 1976 or 77, I needed a push to the end of my street to get to work. That was when I lived in far north Idaho.

Insects here are minimal. No humidity. 40 and 90 are both very comfortable. Never been in either a hurricane or tornado. Two earthquakes my entire life. One here when I was 4 or 5. The other when I was in San Francisco. Minimal snow and rain.

Sperling Comfort Index (out of 10)

Boise - 7.3
Jacksonville - 7.2
New Orleans - 6.6
Houston - 6.7
Charlotte - 7.5
Orlando - 6.7
Miami - 6.4
Dallas - 7.1
Atlanta - 7.6
 
"I can tell you I have the support of the police, the support of the military, the support of the Bikers for Trump – I have the tough people, but they don’t play it tough — until they go to a certain point, and then it would be very bad, very bad. " -Your power abusing and threatening mob boss

I can only suggest you read this to yourself every night before beddy bye
 
I watch the weather a lot. You miserable fucks have more severe weather than almost any section of the country. Flooding,
tornadoes, hurricanes, high winds, 50”+ inches of rain a year and yeah, torrential. 40 degrees is bone chilling. 90 degrees is withering.

Oppressive humidity. Insects- ants, termites, cockroaches. I drove with my cousin in New Orleans one evening years ago. The insets were so thick you could’t see out if the front windshield.

I’ve never been snowed in my entire life. Once, in 1976 or 77, I needed a push to the end of my street to get to work. That was when I lived in far north Idaho.

Insects here are minimal. No humidity. 40 and 90 are both very comfortable. Never been in either a hurricane or tornado. Two earthquakes my entire life. One here when I was 4 or 5. The other when I was in San Francisco. Minimal snow and rain.

Sperling Comfort Index (out of 10)

Boise - 7.3
Jacksonville - 7.2
New Orleans - 6.6
Houston - 6.7
Charlotte - 7.5
Orlando - 6.7
Miami - 6.4
Dallas - 7.1
Atlanta - 7.6

So tell us, does all that somehow make you think you're a better person?

Are you honestly so full of insecurity and self-doubt that your self esteem is tied to things that you have nothing to do with, like the climate conditions in the geographical region of the country where you happen to live?

Do you really feel some weird, pitiable inner need to troll people from other regions about their weather and related conditions in order to lend yourself an air of superiority or to make you feel better about yourself?

You must be one sad little fuck.

But then I suppose living in such a rural, uncivilized, backwater shithole state like yours where a boring dump like Boise is the closest thing to a "city" and where nothing interesting ever happens and the most interesting things to look at are cows standing around in pastures or maybe for a real thrill, you catch the occasional glimpse of a couple of moose fucking, might cause you to become a deranged asshole and lash out at people over something as petty and trivial as the weather.

And once again, what you think you know about the conditions down here that you claim to know, are exaggerated bullshit.

Sure, we have some bugs down here, but if you keep your home treated and reasonably clean, you rarely ever see one inside. Tornadoes are extremely rare especially compared to "Tornado Alley" in the mid-west, hurricanes mostly stay offshore because of the high pressure ridge that usually steers them away from us, flooding is much less common and less severe here than in the mid-west. The vast majority of our rain happens in the summer months and ensures a plentiful ground water supply which means we don't have to steal it from other states like Califuckya, or go begging and borrowing for it like Idawhore....

In need of water, an Idaho town turns to its neighbors.

Get a life, sonny.
 
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