So, you've decided to start talking like an idiot again, eh? Too bad.
Total bullshit on those weather conditions you described, too.
We get afternoon thunderstorms during the summer, but they're usually over in an hour or less.
Humidity? Sure, but it's uncomfortable not lethal. And its humid all up the east coast and into the Midwest, too.
Ice storms????? Really???? You actually said that????
Coastal flooding? Only during hurricanes, but that happens in the northeast, too. California has insane fires, earthquakes and mudslides. So what? Does that make the stupid?
Insects? The Midwest has 'em too.
And the most glaringly inaccurate comment you made was about the atmospheric conditions when it gets cold down here. On the contrary, when it drops into the 40's and below, the skies turn crystal clear because our cold weather comes behind cold fronts. Warmer, wet weather gets pushed south by the cold air masses behind it. Once the cold air gets here, the clouds and rain are all gone and its clear and dry.
You really should check this kind of stuff out before you comment about it.
As for dying young, my mom lived in the south from 1951 until 1960 and again from 1965 until her passing in 2017.
A total of over 61 years, well over half her 95 years of life.
My dad wad born and raised in the south and save for his time overseas in the military and a few years in Hawaii and New York when I was a kid, he spent the vast majority of his 84 years living there and could have lived much longer if not for a lifetime of smoking.
Point is, your claims and the OP are nonsense.
And BTW, maybe southern death rates are a bit higher because southerners aren't snowed in and trapped inside their houses for several months every year like northerners are. Being able to actually go outside, go places and do things exposes one to more potential for accidents and mishaps, many of which end in death.
Stop being such a narrow-minded bigot.