Get your popcorn ready for Jim Jordan's cross examination of swamp rat Mueller

Jordan is a clown who uses every session to prove he has a big mouth and will do whatever the far right wants. He turns a questioning session into "what about me" Look here I am loud and proud to say dumb shit for the Rush's and Infowar audience.

You have some of Jordan's quotes handy as evidence of your partisan hate filled accusations, right? I'll look forward to them and understand if you never produce them.
 
True, and even though he has been put on his ass a number times, even by Sessions, he just keeps repeating himself, he makes good theater on the demogogues shows

Like your friend, you can surely produce evidence & events for your rabid insinuations, right?
 
It isn't almost comical how the Trumpkins just keep regurgitating the same old Hannity conspiracies

Mueller is a "establishment Republican," as are those who appointed him, but the one that gets me the most is the Email cabal

So now the Strzok and Page Emails are up to ten thousand. Let me ask a simple question, if you have ten thousand Emails, how in the hell does a dozen or so phrases, that is phrases, pulled from ten thousand Emails prove a grand conspiracy against Trump? If such a grand plot existed wouldn't there be more than a dozen or so phrases from such an abundant of Emails establishing an orchestrated effort to undermine Trump?

Should I wait for an answer?

The answer is, what power would 9,988 emails have to devalue 12 describing Hannity's conspiracy? You have 12 emails that prove Hannity's conspiracy is a hoax, right? Can you tell us about them?
 
Amazing

No, Mueller, and those that appointed him, are established Republicans. Mueller was appointed by three prior Republican Presidents to office and is documented as making contributions to the Republican Party.

And that makes Mueller an honest upstanding guy because? I thought we all knew by now that there’s nearly as many establishment swamp rat Republicans in the swamp that hate Trump as much or maybe more than the Democrats, if that’s even possible.

In addition, all the members on his staff were not Democrats as Hannity and Trump have told you, and lets not forget, he was appointed and overseen another established Republican.

Then you know factually how many were not Democrats, right? Could you share that evidence with the rest of us, or is it just cometary you gathered from CNN & MSNBC?

You do know that there’s testimony that Rod Rosenstein, (the Mueller overseer), offered to wear a wire to tape Trump, don’t you? Does that seem like a Trump supporting Republican to you?

So even using your attempted deflection of "texts" rather than Email, they got a dozen or so phrases out of ten thousand "text" messages and you are telling us this is "solid evidence" that a conspiracy exists? With ten thousands "texts" available shouldn't they have been able to find more than a dozen or so that proves a threatening plot?

Are you arguing that those text aren’t “SOME” evidence of a conspiracy to overthrow a President? Are you arguing that’s the “ONLY” evidence compiled by Hannity and several others?
 
Comey and Mueller are lifetime Republicans. Truth Deflector just says what comes to his alleged mind.

You apparently are unaware of the NEVER TRUMP Republicans, right? Donald Trump isn't a Republican, he's a "populace, a non-interventionist capitalist." All things hated by the swamp creatures of both duopoly parties.
 
He’ll refer the illiterate moron back to his report which never made that conclusion, idiot.

So he'll refer the Republicans to things NOT in the report and try to hide behind his own incompetence and crooked arrogance, right? Neither WHY he didn't investigate Hillary Clinton's campaign where's there's actual collusion with foreigners evidence, nor WHEN he first knew there was no Trump collusion are in the report to my knowledge. Please quote those parts of Mueller's report to me if I'm wrong. I'll understand if you can't.
 
So he'll refer the Republicans to things NOT in the report and try to hide behind his own incompetence and crooked arrogance, right? Neither WHY he didn't investigate Hillary Clinton's campaign where's there's actual collusion with foreigners evidence, nor WHEN he first knew there was no Trump collusion are in the report to my knowledge. Please quote those parts of Mueller's report to me if I'm wrong. I'll understand if you can't.

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You’d best refer back to his mission statement, you ignorant fucking moron. Find where it refers to the Clinton campaign.

Again, illiterate fuck, he never said a word about “no collusion”. You made the claim he said “no collusion”, you fucking illiterate cretin. Go ahead and find that in his report.

I’ll wait.

Dumbfuck. :rofl2:
 
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1.) Why did you hire only lawyers with backgrounds as Democratic Party donors for your investigative team? Were there no Establishment Republicans willing to help railroad President Trump?
You are pretty comical, poopiehead.
Where is your evidence that only donors to the Democratic party were on Mueller's team? Why when I search the FEC website do I find no evidence of any of the 17 lawyers on Mueller's team donating to the Democratic party? I find that 5 of them donated to a Democratic candidate. The real question is why are you asking a question that would get a lawyer disbarred if they used such blatant lies?
2.) Peter Strzok was removed from your team after more than 10,000 texts between him and fellow team member Lisa Page were found to contain vitriolic anti-Trump tirades. These texts were not simply anti-Trump. They were more in the nature of desperate attempts to stop him from becoming president and talk of a nefarious insurance policy to orchestrate his removal if he were elected. Did they ever speak this way about Donald Trump in your presence? Why were you so determined to have people with outright hatred of Donald Trump on your special counsel team?
Another question filled with lies. Page was never on the Mueller team. The emails occurred before Mueller became an SC. They occurred before Sessions was AG. Mueller had nothing to do with any investigation of Strzok's emails. When were Strzok and Page in Mueller's presence even?

3.) Andrew Weissman has unsightly political ties, having attended Clinton’s election-night celebration in New York City. He also sent an email to acting Attorney General Sally Yates, praising her boldness on the night she was fired for refusing to enforce President Trump’s travel ban. Not to mention his vast history of prosecutorial abuses.

Both of you were involved in the investigation into Russia’s illegal efforts to obtain U.S. uranium. Did either of you alert the Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States to the crimes being committed? The plea deals? Did either of you profit in any way from the $145 million in donations to the Clinton Foundation or from those who benefited from the sale of U.S. uranium that would ultimately end up in the hands of Russian owners? Do you consider this to be a potential conflict of interest to the current investigation?
That is a collection of nonsense. If attending a political event prevents someone from conducting any investigation then how was Session's confirmed as AG? Why do you hate the US so much to even make such an anti-American accusation? What crimes are you alleging occurred? What evidence do you have of those crimes? Why have you not presented that evidence to a judge or prosecutor? If there is this evidence you claim exists and you have not presented it, doesn't that mean you are guilty of conspiring to defraud the US government?
4.) What efforts have you undertaken to identify the leakers in your team who’ve revealed investigative details to the media? Were the leaks done with your permission or encouragement? When do you believe the statutes of limitations would run on possible prosecutions of you or your team for any such criminal leaks?
What evidence do you have that anyone on Mueller's team leaked anything? According to media sources, most of the information came from witnesses or defense attorneys. Another unsupported idiotic question that is easily defeated by simply asking for evidence. Where is your evidence that anyone from Mueller's team leaked anything? Until you can provide such evidence, poopiehead, you are just being a poopiehead.

5.) Have you threatened White House officials with investigative actions or public statements regarding opposition by the White House to your partisan personnel decisions? Have you asked staff of the deputy attorney general’s office to issue these threats on your behalf?
Is poopiehead too stupid to know what the word "public" means?

6.) Were you aware that Judge Rudolph Contreras, who accepted former national security adviser Michael Flynn’s guilty plea, also served on the FISA court and had a personal relationship with team member Strzok? Did you know that Strzok interviewed Flynn? Was Contreras angry about being recused for all his conflicts of interest?

8.) Are you investigating the unmasking of American citizens in these matters? For example, Flynn’s name was somehow unmasked in the NSA surveillance, which apparently allowed the Obama administration to peruse his meetings and conversations. Are you investigating this unmasking of American citizens?

9.) Was Flynn made aware of the exculpatory evidence, before he entered his guilty plea, that the interviewing FBI agents did not believe he intentionally lied to them? Was the judge who took the plea aware of the agents’ belief that Flynn did not have intent to deceive?
Are you aware that federal agents often spend time in federal courts? Are you aware that poopieheads are stupid, poopiehead? Flynn, lied, Flynn knew he lied but somehow didn't have intent to lie? That has to be the most ridiculous argument I have ever heard. What the agents at the time felt has no bearing on the evidence of Flynn's lying. The law only requires that Flynn lied and Flynn knew it was a lie. Both of those facts have been established Those facts alone prove Flynn guilty of the crime he pled guilty to.

10.) Where are the FBI’s notes from the Flynn interview? If they were provided to Flynn, when?
Are you aware of discovery rules or are you a complete moron, poopiehead?
11.) Did you or anyone else on your team get the required signoff from then-national security adviser H.R. McMaster, as required on any retasking of NSA surveillance, in April of 2017 when the direct FISA surveillance of Carter Page and indirect surveillance of Trump was again extended, this time with approval by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein?[/i]
Of course no one on Mueller's team signed off on anything in April of 2017 since Mueller wasn't appointed until May of 2017. May comes after April on the calendar. Do you understand how time works, poopiehead? Are you really this stupid, poopiehead?

One can only hope that a stupid Congressman asks these questions. They will look like as much of a moron as you do, poopiehead.

By the way, poopiehead, when did you become a poopiehead snowflake?
 
What do you predict the swamp rat's answers to those questions will be?

Mueller's answer is right there in his report. If you read it, you would know what a stupid question that is.

It's particularly stupid if your intent in asking it is to try to show that there was no collusion because the answer will be that there were multiple contacts between the Trump campaign and Russians, Russia intended to help Trump get elected and the Trump campaign was willing to accept that help. The only conclusion reached by the report is that the evidence that was found didn't prove a criminal conspiracy that could be proved in a court of law beyond a reasonable doubt. It doesn't prove there was no collusion. It doesn't even prove there was no conspiracy because the report also makes clear that they were denied access to evidence because it was destroyed or people refused to testify.
 
You don't see Mueller trying to ignore subpoenas and court orders. that is what Trump and his people do. Of course, that is what they need to do. They need desperately to hide what they do from the people.
 
Jim Jordan Vs. Robert Mueller?

I am always going to go with the one who is first- not Bat-Shit-Crazy"!

My money is on "Robert Mueller" to tear Jim Jordan a new asshole live and on TV, should he accuse Robert Mueller or the Justice Department of anything!
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1.) Why did you hire only lawyers with backgrounds as Democratic Party donors for your investigative team? Were there no Establishment Republicans willing to help railroad President Trump?

2.) Peter Strzok was removed from your team after more than 10,000 texts between him and fellow team member Lisa Page were found to contain vitriolic anti-Trump tirades. These texts were not simply anti-Trump. They were more in the nature of desperate attempts to stop him from becoming president and talk of a nefarious insurance policy to orchestrate his removal if he were elected. Did they ever speak this way about Donald Trump in your presence? Why were you so determined to have people with outright hatred of Donald Trump on your special counsel team?

3.) Andrew Weissman has unsightly political ties, having attended Clinton’s election-night celebration in New York City. He also sent an email to acting Attorney General Sally Yates, praising her boldness on the night she was fired for refusing to enforce President Trump’s travel ban. Not to mention his vast history of prosecutorial abuses.

Both of you were involved in the investigation into Russia’s illegal efforts to obtain U.S. uranium. Did either of you alert the Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States to the crimes being committed? The plea deals? Did either of you profit in any way from the $145 million in donations to the Clinton Foundation or from those who benefited from the sale of U.S. uranium that would ultimately end up in the hands of Russian owners? Do you consider this to be a potential conflict of interest to the current investigation?

4.) What efforts have you undertaken to identify the leakers in your team who’ve revealed investigative details to the media? Were the leaks done with your permission or encouragement? When do you believe the statutes of limitations would run on possible prosecutions of you or your team for any such criminal leaks?

5.) Have you threatened White House officials with investigative actions or public statements regarding opposition by the White House to your partisan personnel decisions? Have you asked staff of the deputy attorney general’s office to issue these threats on your behalf?

6.) Were you aware that Judge Rudolph Contreras, who accepted former national security adviser Michael Flynn’s guilty plea, also served on the FISA court and had a personal relationship with team member Strzok? Did you know that Strzok interviewed Flynn? Was Contreras angry about being recused for all his conflicts of interest?

8.) Are you investigating the unmasking of American citizens in these matters? For example, Flynn’s name was somehow unmasked in the NSA surveillance, which apparently allowed the Obama administration to peruse his meetings and conversations. Are you investigating this unmasking of American citizens?

9.) Was Flynn made aware of the exculpatory evidence, before he entered his guilty plea, that the interviewing FBI agents did not believe he intentionally lied to them? Was the judge who took the plea aware of the agents’ belief that Flynn did not have intent to deceive?

10.) Where are the FBI’s notes from the Flynn interview? If they were provided to Flynn, when?

11.) Did you or anyone else on your team get the required signoff from then-national security adviser H.R. McMaster, as required on any retasking of NSA surveillance, in April of 2017 when the direct FISA surveillance of Carter Page and indirect surveillance of Trump was again extended, this time with approval by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein?

You took that, without acknowledgement, from Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas). Why didn't you tell us who originated it? Then we could have given due consideration to his other public-spirited questions:


"On Mobster Whitey Bulger" (and Mueller)

"Mueller’s Illegal Raid on Congressional Offices"

"National Security Letter Abuses" (by Mueller, naturally)


And more. It's all here:

https://gohmert.house.gov/news/email/show.aspx?ID=HERU3YPI5HOV74UAV5IIOZBK3U
 
You took that, without acknowledgement, from Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas). Why didn't you tell us who originated it? Then we could have given due consideration to his other public-spirited questions:


"On Mobster Whitey Bulger" (and Mueller)

"Mueller’s Illegal Raid on Congressional Offices"

"National Security Letter Abuses" (by Mueller, naturally)


And more. It's all here:

https://gohmert.house.gov/news/email/show.aspx?ID=HERU3YPI5HOV74UAV5IIOZBK3U

That's pretty funny, I said it is always suspicious when a Trumpkin adds an obvious copy and paste and doesn't include the source

Is Louie still looking for all those ISIS terrorists he told us where flooding across the southern border inflicted with Ebola?
 
As a result of this treasonous, un American and blather of dirty lies, I am sure Putin would welcome you into his fold as a uncivilized degenerate who is a threat to Democracy and the common decency of humanity. Congrats from hell.
 
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