MAGA MAN
Let's go Brandon!
Go git 'em, Barney.
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Success. As usual.
Go git 'em, Barney.
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Can't defend that fat, ugly, country hawg you're married to, can ya lol?
Lol hardly. My gorgeous young wife weighs less than she did in college, when she was an NCAA Div 1 champion. Gosh you fail so...
You're so jealous lol...
Lol hardly. My saggy, middle-aged wife weighs less than she did in junior college, when she was a massively huge porker. Gosh I've failed so...

Biden sucks balls. Sexually molests little girls, and is old AF.
Why would anyone be jealous of some loser's fantasies?
My saggy, middle-aged wife weighs less than she did in junior college, when she was a massively huge porker. Gosh I've failed so...
Because my life is so much better than yours, in every way. lol
The more you harp on it, the less anyone believes you.
I don't care what other's choose to believe. The fact that you fail in every attempt to denigrate me delights me to no end.
If you didn't care, you wouldn't try so hard, liar.
It's not necessary for others to denigrate you.
You do a more than adequate job of it all by yourself.
So you say, but your jealousy is palpable.
I met my wife when we were in college. She was 17 and I waited until she turned 18 to ask her out. I'm almost five years older, had to stop-start a lot to afford college.
She's drop-dead gorgeous and was a two-sport athlete in college; NCAA Div I, and she stared every game in both sports. After their full field practices they had to run five miles. Needless to say they were all in great shape. Their coach went on to train the Olympic team. We get together for reunions every five years, and her teammates still comment on how great her legs look.
So by all means, keep fantasizing that she's an ugly porker. This makes my day.

I don't know which is the more absurd fantasy.... the one about your sow or the one about you having attended college.
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